Football Banter Thread

Onana is really bad. He's one of the most awkward looking goalkeepers I've ever seen.

He's conceded some goals where it looked like he dived out of the way of the shot! He has also made a few great saves, but that's probably just down to luck.

His passing is nothing special either.

Maybe he'll do OK elsewhere, but he was a really bad fit for us.
 
102 games and 150 goals conceded...that is so bad. It's like starting every match knowing you need to score at least 2 to have a chance of winning.
 
Robbo said:
Onana is really bad. He's one of the most awkward looking goalkeepers I've ever seen.

He's conceded some goals where it looked like he dived out of the way of the shot! He has also made a few great saves, but that's probably just down to luck.
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Some of them have been so bad you would be forgiven for thinking he chucked a game for a bet he placed. Theres one where someone passes back to him, doesnt pay attention and scuffs the ball into his own net
 
Isak Liverpool debut

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Gazanimal said:
the whole team has let you down if the ball gets near your goal
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Spoken like a true keeper. :p

"Steve, my 5 year old son would have saved that"
"Mate, if the ball gets near my goal, its you thats let me down"
 
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Why so many knee-slide goal celebrations these days?

Can't be good for the knees, definitely not good for the grass.

If I was a physio/groundsman I'd be having serious words!
 
Been bugging me for days but today I realised that Woltermade looks like a younger and taller and slightly less handsome Bradley Cooper.
 
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