Anyone fancy going to Ellen Degeneres' new tour?

Diddums

Diddums

Diddums

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Thought we could all use a chuckle. Seems she's trying to pull her career out from the grave and breath some life in to it, much to my amusement at least. She's clearly an A-List celebrity, so she'll be filling something like Wembley, or the O2, or something massive right?

Oh.

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Oh boy, I can't wait for the memes.
 
"how many staff have you made cry today?"

"How many people have you been a **** to so far this week?"

"Have you had your lunch tested for toxins?"

"Whatcha doing after the show, fancy going out and kicking some homeless people?"

Etc. I'd have a field day.
 
Hopefully, she will be heckled at every event and experience even a fraction of what many of her colleagues had to endure while working for her.
 
Gray2233 said:
I'd rather ask my sausage fingered doctor to assault my arse for a second time after getting the proverbial all clear.
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My last exhaust valve check in the U.K. wasn’t conducted by my usual female GP, but a lovely Ghanaian chap who unfortunately for my cat flap, had hands like a bunch of brown bananas.
 
Diddums said:
Thought we could all use a chuckle. Seems she's trying to pull her career out from the grave and breath some life in to it, much to my amusement at least. She's clearly an A-List celebrity, so she'll be filling something like Wembley, or the O2, or something massive right?

Oh.

aLCejzu.png


Oh boy, I can't wait for the memes.
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How about a double header (poor choice of words I know) with..


Oh how we’d laugh
 
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