My bread selection technique - Freezer and Non-Freezer editions
Freezer:
Open Freezer and get bag of sliced bread.
Fiddle with the tape bit if new bag, un-twizzle twizzled bag if already open.
Check if I'm down to the crusts.
If down to the crusts, twizzle bag shut and put 2 crust bag back in freezer for future emergency use, probably soup/meat loaf.
With bag do an initial test for the easiest slice snap point. Snap off the desired number of slices in a oner.
Pray those slices are not stuck individually together.
If not stuck happily snap off slices and put aside to defrost.
If stuck, swear, attempt carefully prise part at first. If no joy apply more force. If no joy consider if a)knife should be used, b)defrost a bit first or c) force anyway and accept half snapped slices. Put aside to defrost.
Twizzle bag shut and put back in freezer with twizzled side down.
Non-Freezer:
The Non-Freezer edition is basically the same as the freezer, except a)dive in to the middle of the loaf to take the most moist slices, or b)if down to the crusts I will begrudgingly make the sandwich with the crusts.
Yeah, I keep my bread in the fridge/freezer, what of it?