I've thought of a system so that everyone pays their fare fair share of using the roads and it's very topical. Digital IDs. Bare with me!
Everyone is going to have a digital ID whether you like it or not, and it'll be mandatory to carry it with you (RFID card, mobile phone or whatever). The government potatoes will detect when you are travelling at more than say 6mph and start to charge you at a given rate (+VAT, +yearly RPI increases).
The amount paid per mile will be tiered so that the faster you are travelling the more you pay.
Your body weight will be known by the system so the heavier you are the more you pay too. It was considered for EVs so why not drivers and passengers of vehicles?!
Ah, but what about passengers ofpubic public transport I hear you cry! They're using the road aren't they? Therefore they should pay. We could consider a drop in fares to mitigate it but lets not get too radical.
Cyclists will of course be included, in fact the general hatred towards cyclists and finally making them pay "road tax" is what will make this idea an election winner.
But, but, what about passengers of somebody else's vehicle? Oh, they'll pay too. Make that work colleague freeloading git pay their share.
It'll be so woke because it will include everybody!
By my calculations it would generate tax revenue of more than the GDP of the UK.
Now of course the negative part. We know the government couldn't organise a **** in a brothel and their history of large scale IT projects is somewhat tarnished. However this idea will generate so much tax revenue that we could hire software developers from the likes of Fujitsu, NHS system integrators and those needlessly rejected by Google and SAP. We must include AI or course, because you can't spell Millennial without including a and i.
I think my idea is so brilliant that I'm thinking of applying for a job in the government's think tank department. I could also help them with that trip to the brothel too because we're all about to get ******.
Everyone is going to have a digital ID whether you like it or not, and it'll be mandatory to carry it with you (RFID card, mobile phone or whatever). The government potatoes will detect when you are travelling at more than say 6mph and start to charge you at a given rate (+VAT, +yearly RPI increases).
The amount paid per mile will be tiered so that the faster you are travelling the more you pay.
Your body weight will be known by the system so the heavier you are the more you pay too. It was considered for EVs so why not drivers and passengers of vehicles?!
Ah, but what about passengers of
Cyclists will of course be included, in fact the general hatred towards cyclists and finally making them pay "road tax" is what will make this idea an election winner.
But, but, what about passengers of somebody else's vehicle? Oh, they'll pay too. Make that work colleague freeloading git pay their share.
It'll be so woke because it will include everybody!
By my calculations it would generate tax revenue of more than the GDP of the UK.
Now of course the negative part. We know the government couldn't organise a **** in a brothel and their history of large scale IT projects is somewhat tarnished. However this idea will generate so much tax revenue that we could hire software developers from the likes of Fujitsu, NHS system integrators and those needlessly rejected by Google and SAP. We must include AI or course, because you can't spell Millennial without including a and i.
I think my idea is so brilliant that I'm thinking of applying for a job in the government's think tank department. I could also help them with that trip to the brothel too because we're all about to get ******.

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