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Scuzi said:
new found respect for anyone who'd admit that, particularly with a straight face
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new found respect for anyone who'd admit that, particularly with a straight face
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trojan698 said:
Technichally it was a sentence fragment and I didn't expressly say that I had new found respect specifically FOR Scuzi but I'd respect him if he could recount it without trying to make it seem a big joke.
I suggest he records himself talking about it to see whether he can or not
(Tell me scuzi if the pic is over the top)
Let me set the scene. I was about 14 at the time.
Went round a girlfriends house and started to feel a bit funny, thought nothing of it and carried on chatting and the norm.
After about ten minutes it got worse, severe pain in my lower stomach.
The family stopped talking and everyone departed away, i slipped away to the toilet quickly and as soon as i got my trousers half way down and about a 2 feet away from the bowl i exploded.
Everywhere...
The mother was very understanding, somehow the "girlfriend" wasnt.
Josh
Let me set the scene. I was about 14 at the time.
Went round a girlfriends house and started to feel a bit funny, thought nothing of it and carried on chatting and the norm.
After about ten minutes it got worse, severe pain in my lower stomach.
The family stopped talking and everyone departed away, i slipped away to the toilet quickly and as soon as i got my trousers half way down and about a 2 feet away from the bowl i exploded.
Everywhere...
The mother was very understanding, somehow the "girlfriend" wasnt.
Josh
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Scuzi said:
OMG!!! That's unbelievable!!!
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Oh my, is that sweetcorn?5bjoshua said:
And Scuzi, that's the second time I've read that story and it brings a tear to the eye each time. If you relate that over voice, you could probably make a little money on the side selling the mp3
Years ago, probably one of my most embarassing
Ever have one of those moments when you just swear in your head like crazy, man, that was one of those an a half.
She was leaving for canada and well basically, I thought that was what the party was about.
While it may not seem that embarassing to some people, it's a ******* to me.
Ever have one of those moments when you just swear in your head like crazy, man, that was one of those an a half.
She was leaving for canada and well basically, I thought that was what the party was about.
While it may not seem that embarassing to some people, it's a ******* to me.
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Wow, you're a dead ringer for Noel Gallagher.Justintime said:
5bjoshua said:(Tell me scuzi if the pic is over the top)
Let me set the scene. I was about 14 at the time.
Went round a girlfriends house and started to feel a bit funny, thought nothing of it and carried on chatting and the norm.
After about ten minutes it got worse, severe pain in my lower stomach.
The family stopped talking and everyone departed away, i slipped away to the toilet quickly and as soon as i got my trousers half way down and about a 2 feet away from the bowl i exploded.
Everywhere...
The mother was very understanding, somehow the "girlfriend" wasnt.
Josh
lmfao thats some funny ****, literally
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This is me at McDonalds one lunch time. I was coming out and saw what I thought was a person holding the door open for me but no, it was a cardboard cut out of Ronald McDonald at the other side of the solid glass door which I walked in to!
