I'm a macfag, so used photoshop
Basic anatomy fail as far as where wee comes out from, but I suck at drawing. Basically was on the loo in school when I was like 13 / 14, accidently pee'd on my jeans (own clothes day), had no way of drying it after trying the Mr Bean and the hand-dryer way, so i tried to pass it off as being part of the design.
This happened when i was about 16/17
Here be the story:
My girlfriends dog had gotten into her room and eat a used condom (i assume he found it in her bin). The next day me and her dad took the dog for a walk. After taking a dump in a park filled with other pet owners, the dog had my used condom hanging out of its anus. My girlfriends dad then chased the dog around a crowded park for 5 minutes (while the dog chased other peoples dogs) so he could pull it out . It was horrid!
Think i was about 11, visiting Seaworld in Florida. Now i have never liked American toilets - too small if you ask me. Im a big eater and happened to scoff all sorts that day, coupled with using too much loo roll - the toilet blocked. Tried again, suddenly it started filling up and rising! I panicked and didnt know what to do, so bolted for exit to find someone to help. Just as i was leaving the main toilet exit i turned and the last image i saw was a guy quietly enjoying his wizz been covered (feet) in a torrent of water, poo and toilet paper. I was way to embarrased to do anything and went to look for my mum, i caught the next Shamu show just in time!
