ROFL!! I can't stop laughing!5bjoshua said:(Tell me scuzi if the pic is over the top)
Let me set the scene. I was about 14 at the time.
Went round a girlfriends house and started to feel a bit funny, thought nothing of it and carried on chatting and the norm.
After about ten minutes it got worse, severe pain in my lower stomach.
The family stopped talking and everyone departed away, i slipped away to the toilet quickly and as soon as i got my trousers half way down and about a 2 feet away from the bowl i exploded.
Everywhere...
The mother was very understanding, somehow the "girlfriend" wasnt.
Josh
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rofl,
looks like a small man trying to lap it up.
U into german porn dude lol
class stories in here
looks like a small man trying to lap it up.
U into german porn dude lol
class stories in here
5bjoshua said:(Tell me scuzi if the pic is over the top)
Let me set the scene. I was about 14 at the time.
Went round a girlfriends house and started to feel a bit funny, thought nothing of it and carried on chatting and the norm.
After about ten minutes it got worse, severe pain in my lower stomach.
The family stopped talking and everyone departed away, i slipped away to the toilet quickly and as soon as i got my trousers half way down and about a 2 feet away from the bowl i exploded.
Everywhere...
The mother was very understanding, somehow the "girlfriend" wasnt.
Josh
id have stayed in the bathroom and cleaned up with bogroll.. !!
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sam83uk said:
was thinkin the same thing, hell id even have used my trunks then flushed them, anything to clean the mess
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Dogoid said:
lol man, thats brilliant.
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paul_64l said:pic says it all
why does no one have arms?
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Dogoid said:
Are you some sort of Alien?
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Sirrel Squirrel said:
Sloth love chunk?
Hmm this one still has not and proably wont ever be forgotten....
Was just making some toast for myself, not really very awake, was supping the very fine delights of tequila the night before, and low and behold the kitchen door opens, I turn round and flatmates mum is stood there with plates in her hand, they had been eating a lovely sunday roast in the living room, didnt even know anyone was there.
didnt help that when she screamed other people in the flat came to see what was happening. I casualy strolled off and got back into bed.
Edit: Before anyone else points it out, it should say 11 sunday morning not 11 sunday afternoon, know what you spelling and grammer nazi's are like...
