Illustrate your most embarrassing moment on MSPaint

cleanbluesky · 2 Apr 2007 at 10:16

Nitefly said:
Yep, they were Jewish.

TBH that's a pretty stupid thing to say outside of a Nazi party meeting or a Mosque...

Will_3rd · 2 Apr 2007 at 11:00

lol @ this thread, keep em coming lads & gals

aayzof · 2 Apr 2007 at 11:16

Nitefly said:
Yep, they were Jewish.

ahahahhaa that's outstanding!!

dustiestrat · 2 Apr 2007 at 11:57

coulda been worse you coulda turned up dressed as a nazi i take it she became you ex the next day?

G-MAN2004 · 2 Apr 2007 at 11:57

Nitefly said:
Yep, they were Jewish.

You = owned

MoBo · 2 Apr 2007 at 12:10

These are great

Slogan · 2 Apr 2007 at 12:30

G-MAN2004 said:
You = owned

Yet I think he owned some Jews at the same time.

thebestever · 2 Apr 2007 at 13:08

And then walking out into the hallway after with the group standing there staring at me like I was some sort of alien creature...

4p · 2 Apr 2007 at 13:10

American Pie right thar...

Well almost

NO SWEARING

Raikiri · 2 Apr 2007 at 13:15

5bjoshua said:
(Tell me scuzi if the pic is over the top)

Let me set the scene. I was about 14 at the time.

Went round a girlfriends house and started to feel a bit funny, thought nothing of it and carried on chatting and the norm.

After about ten minutes it got worse, severe pain in my lower stomach.

The family stopped talking and everyone departed away, i slipped away to the toilet quickly and as soon as i got my trousers half way down and about a 2 feet away from the bowl i exploded.

Everywhere...

The mother was very understanding, somehow the "girlfriend" wasnt.

Josh

What did Mario do to deserve that

Logsi · 2 Apr 2007 at 13:32

Raikiri said:
What did Mario do to deserve that

Haha!

Josh

Nitefly · 2 Apr 2007 at 13:37

cleanbluesky said:
TBH that's a pretty stupid thing to say outside of a Nazi party meeting or a Mosque...

Yep, lesson learnt. Never use edgy humour in an unfamiliar environment

And nah, we went out for a year or so after that. But still, the family liked me anyway

Fa1nT · 2 Apr 2007 at 14:27

this thread has had me crying with laugher - n1!

thebestever · 2 Apr 2007 at 16:11

come on guys we are a family you can be more open

R@tman · 2 Apr 2007 at 17:29

paul_64l said:
pic says it all

lol classic had me in stitches

killer_uk · 2 Apr 2007 at 17:34

Haha excellent thread....shame about the OP though, or is it.

tom26 · 2 Apr 2007 at 17:38

I'm crap with paint but oh well...

It's not mine but a mate had to pee in a bin on a train infront of our entire football team and other passengers because he couldn't handle a couple of cans of lager, was highly amusing and embarassing too, he almost got in a lot of **** for it too.

Nitefly · 2 Apr 2007 at 17:41

^ lol, I thought he was porking the bin for a second with a neon yellow condom

Booner! · 2 Apr 2007 at 17:54

Nitefly said:
^ lol, I thought he was porking the bin for a second with a neon yellow condom

Oh that old chestnut

Azagoth · 2 Apr 2007 at 18:10

No artistic talent whatsoever, as you can probably tell.

Yes, I was drunk. We'd gone back to my girlfriends place after a good night out. Anyway, she said something like give me ten mins to get ready for bed. So I go into the room feeling slightly amourous and start playing with her chest area!

Shock horror, it wasn't my missus at all. 'Twas her mother lying there absolutely terrified as this strange drunken long haired guy was playing with her bits.