Illustrate your most embarrassing moment on MSPaint

Azagoth said:
No artistic talent whatsoever, as you can probably tell.

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Yes, I was drunk. We'd gone back to my girlfriends place after a good night out. Anyway, she said something like give me ten mins to get ready for bed. So I go into the room feeling slightly amourous and start playing with her chest area!

Shock horror, it wasn't my missus at all. 'Twas her mother lying there absolutely terrified as this strange drunken long haired guy was playing with her bits.
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Please tell me you didn't do the motorboat?!
 
Azagoth said:
Yes, I was drunk. We'd gone back to my girlfriends place after a good night out. Anyway, she said something like give me ten mins to get ready for bed. So I go into the room feeling slightly amourous and start playing with her chest area!

Shock horror, it wasn't my missus at all. 'Twas her mother lying there absolutely terrified as this strange drunken long haired guy was playing with her bits.
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LOL. We have a winner!

Bet she loved it ;)
 
paul_64l said:
pic says it all

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LOL! My gf took a glance at the picture and asked "whys that guy getting sucked by a cat?!" :)

Some classic Paintwork in here..top dollar!

Andy
 
scratch said:
LOL! My gf took a glance at the picture and asked "whys that guy getting sucked by a cat?!" :)

Some classic Paintwork in here..top dollar!

Andy
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Lol. That is almost as funny as his picture :p
 
RandomTom said:
You've got to admire his time spent on the keyboard and the remote controls in comparison to the people, it's beautiful :p :D
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Yet no arms :p

EDIT: Just read your post again. Ignore me lol
 
I aint got time to draw it, but similar to what someone else done...

I was eating dinner at my GFs grandparents and the subject of the dentist came up, Talking about the numbing of the mouth, i said that one side of my face was asleep, and that i looked like id had a stroke lol. But her gran has had a stroke not so long ago. So i think it was inappropriate, and thats why i got a kick under the table haha.
 
Hedge said:
I aint got time to draw it, but similar to what someone else done...

I was eating dinner at my GFs grandparents and the subject of the dentist came up, Talking about the numbing of the mouth, i said that one side of my face was asleep, and that i looked like id had a stroke lol. But her gran has had a stroke not so long ago. So i think it was inappropriate, and thats why i got a kick under the table haha.
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Just spat tea allover my screen :(
 
Azagoth said:
No artistic talent whatsoever, as you can probably tell.

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Yes, I was drunk. We'd gone back to my girlfriends place after a good night out. Anyway, she said something like give me ten mins to get ready for bed. So I go into the room feeling slightly amourous and start playing with her chest area!

Shock horror, it wasn't my missus at all. 'Twas her mother lying there absolutely terrified as this strange drunken long haired guy was playing with her bits.
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Hahahahahahahahahaha :D

Musta been awkward in the morning :p
 
Mint_Sauce said:
This happened to me at work :(

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(I'm in the toilet by the way, the lock wasn't fully turned :rolleyes: )
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It doesn't look like it. :p

Looks like your standing shirtless in an empty room wiping you arse with your hat. :D
 
Ok here is mine, I was round an ex-gf's house for tea one evening and we were all sat around the table, we had lamb chops, peas, potatoes and gravy. I started to get into my lamb chop and I never realised it was so tough and I stupidly used more force than I should have.... my food suddenly jumped off my plate and the next minute the whole table is covered in peas, potatoes, meat and gravy, all over the carpet as well. Worst moment of my life, felt so embaressed. They all just sat there laughing their heads off at me, could have been worse I guess.

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Brilliant thread, cracked me up, especially this post. :D

killer_uk said:
It doesn't look like it. :p

Looks like your standing shirtless in an empty room wiping you arse with your hat. :D
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RandomTom said:
You've got to admire his time spent on the keyboard and the remote controls in comparison to the people, it's beautiful :p :D
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i did the people last and was board of ding it by then..
ok just had the 2nd most embarrassing moment..
was sat looking at this thread and my mam was looking over my sholder (moved to england today and staying at my mams till i find a new house so my wife can move over with me)... she said to me
you did that aswell didnt ya lolly pop... i didnt have the heart or bal*** to tell her i drew the pic and it was about me
 
Ok my turn. please forgive my 1337 paint skills

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Basically I asked my ex gf to give me a lift home (was going out with her at the time) she said yes.

On the way home my mind was wandering and I completely forgot where I was and I felt a fart....

it felt BIG so being the immature sod that I am I pushed and it came out statisfyingly loud :D!!!!

So I'm sitting there chuffed with myself smiling, then I blink and think "****!!!" and realise I'm in Megans car! I don't twist my head I just look to the right to see Megan staring straight ahead, not blinking...

Then it got worse.....

The smell came....

My god I could have died!
 
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