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im slightly confused, when people say ex girlfriend, does that mean your ex girlfriend at the time or ex girlfriend now cos im just getting confused
 
Phalanx said:
im slightly confused, when people say ex girlfriend, does that mean your ex girlfriend at the time or ex girlfriend now cos im just getting confused
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He said he was going out with her at the time.
 

*names amended :p

About 7 years ago I went to Spain with my GF at the time and her family. We were over there for one month and we shared a room with a sister so of course there wasn't much time to our selves. One day we decided to stay in for a siesta whilst the family went shopping for the day. "Bingo" we thought and started making out. To our horror, just right before the point of no return, we heard them come back in through the front door! My instant reaction was to dart for the ensuite and into the shower. The GF pretended to be asleep. I overheard the conversation and disgust of her father at the fact she was naked. I must have spent about 25mins stood in that shower hiding, all the time my little fella still stood to attention, it wouldn't go away :eek: :( So I bit the bullet and finished off there and then. Needless to say, I was a little quiet for the rest of the holiday.
 
Mint_Sauce said:
This happened to me at work :(

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(I'm in the toilet by the way, the lock wasn't fully turned :rolleyes: )[/QUOTE]

It looks like you're making a poo in your hat or something.
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Mint_Sauce said:
This happened to me at work :(

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(I'm in the toilet by the way, the lock wasn't fully turned :rolleyes: )
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Looks like your catching it on a plate to eat it?


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Inquisitor said:
Hahahahahahahahahaha :D

Musta been awkward in the morning :p
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Oh yes, very awkward indeed. Especially considering I was very drunk and only had a slight recollection of the night before. The thing is though, if you'd have seen her in the boozer one night, without knowing her Daughter that is, you'd have had a damn good go, she was a right MILF!

Thankfully the better half saw the funny side. Well, until I jokingly enquired about a threesome that is. :o
 
Azagoth said:
Oh yes, very awkward indeed. Especially considering I was very drunk and only had a slight recollection of the night before. The thing is though, if you'd have seen her in the boozer one night, without knowing her Daughter that is, you'd have had a damn good go, she was a right MILF!

Thankfully the better half saw the funny side. Well, until I jokingly enquired about a threesome that is. :o
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Legend lol!
 




Think i was about 11, visiting Seaworld in Florida. Now i have never liked American toilets - too small if you ask me. Im a big eater and happened to scoff all sorts that day, coupled with using too much loo roll - the toilet blocked. Tried again, suddenly it started filling up and rising! I panicked and didnt know what to do, so bolted for exit to find someone to help. Just as i was leaving the main toilet exit i turned and the last image i saw was a guy quietly enjoying his wizz been covered (feet) in a torrent of water, poo and toilet paper. I was way to embarrased to do anything and went to look for my mum, i caught the next Shamu show just in time!
 
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Azagoth said:
No artistic talent whatsoever, as you can probably tell.

<snipples>

Yes, I was drunk. We'd gone back to my girlfriends place after a good night out. Anyway, she said something like give me ten mins to get ready for bed. So I go into the room feeling slightly amourous and start playing with her chest area!

Shock horror, it wasn't my missus at all. 'Twas her mother lying there absolutely terrified as this strange drunken long haired guy was playing with her bits.
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:D Are you still with her?

(The girlfriend, not the mother..)
 
dbappa said:
Think i was about 11, visiting Seaworld in Florida. Now i have never liked American toilets - too small if you ask me. Im a big eater and happened to scoff all sorts that day, coupled with using too much loo roll - the toilet blocked. Tried again, suddenly it started filling up and rising! I panicked and didnt know what to do, so bolted for exit to find someone to help. Just as i was leaving the main toilet exit i turned and the last image i saw was a guy quietly enjoying his wizz been covered (feet) in a torrent of water, poo and toilet paper. I was way to embarrased to do anything and went to look for my mum, i caught the next Shamu show just in time!
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Classic, made me laugh that one!! Most of them do, excellent thread!
 
tom26 said:
I'm crap with paint but oh well...
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It's not mine but a mate had to pee in a bin on a train infront of our entire football team and other passengers because he couldn't handle a couple of cans of lager, was highly amusing and embarassing too, he almost got in a lot of **** for it too.
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Looks like you're all watching a peep show and the guy on the end can't help himself :p
 
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