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Was sea fishing off the rocks in Anglesey way out in the middle of nowhere, been out the night before and had a skin full and a huge curry :p

Stomach started cramping really bad so climbed up the rocks away from my mate Alan, found a nice little hidden away spot and got down to business, out of nowhere a bloody dog appears, comes straight at me and starts sniffing my arse... I'm going nuts trying to get this damned dog away from me when I hear people shouting it, I'm like OMFG... dog starts barking like mad.. then over the brow of the rocks comes a whole extended family, Mum, Dad, Gramps, Grandma and a load of kids.. and I'm there pants around my ankles arching my back with their bloody dog sat looking at me, the faces on the adults was priceless, mine must have been crimson and all I could do was whimper a feeble 'hello' to them.

The worst thing was the Dad had to come right by me to grab the dog and he trod in my steaming puddle :o

I just wanted the earth to open up and swallow me :(
 
lol man turd on the shoe is brilliant. I do love poo related ones.

i cant draw it cos it didnt happen to me but he told me the story , at uni in halls my mate was bashing the bishop as you do, and after the moment had passed he got a knock on his door. he shot up to open it and it was the chap's next doors old man, who promptly introduced himself and stuck his hand out for the formal hand shake. My mate "stickily" obliged, lol, and the dad didn't say a word even when splurged with my Friends splurge.

Oh how i laughed i never liked that bloke whos son it was anyway. :p
 
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Working in A&E a couple of months ago i was on the 'minors' side (seeing mostly mundane stuff, sprains, breaks and the like). It had been a long and very dull evening, so when I called a girl's name and this *hot* 18 year old limps towards me with her dad I thought my day was going to get at least a bit better for the next 10 mins.

Anyway, she was complaining of what sounded like a possible ankle break, so I started examining her foot. Unfortunately it was at this moment that my nose decided it would become uncontrollably itchy. I tried to hurry along the examination, but it was no good, I had to scratch the bugger or risk sneezing all over her foot.

I lifted my hand to my face and rubbed my nose with the back of it, I then gave a much needed sniff to clear the thing. At this point the girl's dad goes "erm, what the **** do you think you're doing sniffing my daughter's foot you ****ing freak"

He started quite loudly having a go at me, and then grabbed me by the arm and dragged me out of the exam cubicle and over to the doc's station to continue his rant in full view of most of the staff and patients. And only after a commendable effort on the part of my seniors and much apologising on my part, did he finally calm down.

I am still often stopped by people in corridors saying "hey you're that guy who..." :(
 
doofer said:
Was sea fishing off the rocks in Anglesey way out in the middle of nowhere, been out the night before and had a skin full and a huge curry :p

Stomach started cramping really bad so climbed up the rocks away from my mate Alan, found a nice little hidden away spot and got down to business, out of nowhere a bloody dog appears, comes straight at me and starts sniffing my arse... I'm going nuts trying to get this damned dog away from me when I hear people shouting it, I'm like OMFG... dog starts barking like mad.. then over the brow of the rocks comes a whole extended family, Mum, Dad, Gramps, Grandma and a load of kids.. and I'm there pants around my ankles arching my back with their bloody dog sat looking at me, the faces on the adults was priceless, mine must have been crimson and all I could do was whimper a feeble 'hello' to them.

The worst thing was the Dad had to come right by me to grab the dog and he trod in my steaming puddle :o

I just wanted the earth to open up and swallow me :(
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That is easily the most embaressing I have heard so far!! You could'n't even hide!
 
j00ni said:
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Working in A&E a couple of months ago i was on the 'minors' side (seeing mostly mundane stuff, sprains, breaks and the like). It had been a long and very dull evening, so when I called a girl's name and this *hot* 18 year old limps towards me with her dad I thought my day was going to get at least a bit better for the next 10 mins.

Anyway, she was complaining of what sounded like a possible ankle break, so I started examining her foot. Unfortunately it was at this moment that my nose decided it would become uncontrollably itchy. I tried to hurry along the examination, but it was no good, I had to scratch the bugger or risk sneezing all over her foot.

I lifted my hand to my face and rubbed my nose with the back of it, I then gave a much needed sniff to clear the thing. At this point the girl's dad goes "erm, what the **** do you think you're doing sniffing my daughter's foot you ****ing freak"

He started quite loudly having a go at me, and then grabbed me by the arm and dragged me out of the exam cubicle and over to the doc's station to continue his rant in full view of most of the staff and patients. And only after a commendable effort on the part of my seniors and much apologising on my part, did he finally calm down.

I am still often stopped by people in corridors saying "hey you're that guy who..." :(
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lmfao. funny haha
 
I was only a little nipper on the bus with my mum, the bus was loaded with people, so we had to stand and being only head height to the ppl on the bus when they were seated created an awesome head shot.

I was never one for blowing my nose and on this particular day I must have had a huge build up of mucus. All I remember was having this urge to sneeze and without hesitation a gigantic lump of snoot came tearing out both nostrils - projecting straight at some birds face. I reckon 40% of her face was covered in dripping mucus! Very embarrassing for my mum.

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BloodWolf said:
and cacked i bet. lmao
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lol, nope didn't drink quite enough for that...4 years ago, and sitting in the pub lastnight having some quiet drinks with my mates, and my mate brings it up...some things you never live down. :(

InvG
 
So I was showing my parents Vista a couple of days ago. I was showing them the desktop, Aero etc etc and I had uTorrent running. Anyway, as I'm demonstrating how Windows + Tab works, the following pops up in the task bar.

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I'm looking forward to getting back to Uni now. :o
 
Rivey said:
So I was showing my parents Vista a couple of days ago. I was showing them the desktop, Aero etc etc and I had uTorrent running. Anyway, as I'm demonstrating how Windows + Tab works, the following pops up in the task bar.

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I'm looking forward to getting back to Uni now. :o
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LOL pwned :p
 
Rivey said:
So I was showing my parents Vista a couple of days ago. I was showing them the desktop, Aero etc etc and I had uTorrent running. Anyway, as I'm demonstrating how Windows + Tab works, the following pops up in the task bar.

*snip*

I'm looking forward to getting back to Uni now. :o
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LOL. Did they say anything? :D
 
Rivey said:
So I was showing my parents Vista a couple of days ago. I was showing them the desktop, Aero etc etc and I had uTorrent running. Anyway, as I'm demonstrating how Windows + Tab works, the following pops up in the task bar.


I'm looking forward to getting back to Uni now. :o
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hahaha amazin, great timing
 
InvaderGIR said:
lol, nope didn't drink quite enough for that...4 years ago, and sitting in the pub lastnight having some quiet drinks with my mates, and my mate brings it up...some things you never live down. :(

InvG
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Haha omg you pieshed yourself while being sick....... :eek:

I've did the whole being sick while locked inside a toilet on the floor......cut to 20 people at a flat party shouting at me to get the **** out the toilet. :o

Fell down my mates loft ladders and main stairs after too much......whole living room laughing at me.

Cant be ***** drawing them in paint though.
 
Rivey said:
So I was showing my parents Vista a couple of days ago. I was showing them the desktop, Aero etc etc and I had uTorrent running. Anyway, as I'm demonstrating how Windows + Tab works, the following pops up in the task bar.

woe.jpg


I'm looking forward to getting back to Uni now. :o
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i know the feeling, i left it on overnight and when i woke up the "folder" was left opened when i turned monitor on.. i dunno who saw it :(
 
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