Like an episode of Eastenders outside mine tonight

One More Solo

One More Solo

One More Solo

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I certainly don't live in the worst area, by day that is, but once the sun goes down the local council estate scum set up camp outside the Spar across the road making for some delightful entertainment after they've finished off their Lambrusco. This usually includes smashing bottles on the road, putting the bus shelter windows through, kicking the shutters of all the shops and then telling us all about their personal lives. Today's highlight was seeing a 6'5" lad being chased down the street by a Vicky Pollard lookalike screaming "I bet you've not told her it's your ****ing baby". Great fun. Except when you want to sleep, or y'know, leave your own house. My little brother's round the corner at his mate's house but he's separated by no-man's land till morning so only option is for him to stay there or drive round all of a minute and pick him up. You've got to love modern Britain.

We called the police 40 minutes ago, their cameo appearance is yet to take place. I'll keep you posted. :mad:
 
Sometimes I really beleive this country has gone to wrack and ruin.

If you said there was a weird bloke with hydrogen peroxide (sp) they'd be out in a flash, but because it's a bunch of drunken teenage chavvys acting up for the police it's just more unnessary paperwork!!!


Just the norm for them, teenage drunken chavvys! unfortunatly the parents are normally no better


SCUM!


Yeh Cheers
 
Some rudeboy has just cruised up in his "safe as ****" Rover 400 to pick up his "*****". She told him to "**** off". One can only think of the tension building up to that moment, did she steal his Tesco vodka? Sleep with his dad? Who knows?

Edit: Oooh, it's getting serious, another bottle smashed.
 
I live in a house that backs onto a canal, which has a path, which then has a field, which contains the scum that are chavs.

Every friday and saturday all i can hear is girls screaming their lungs out, and lads saying "WAHHH LAD LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!" constantly

Idiots
 
Greenboi said:
I live in a house that backs onto a canal, which has a path, which then has a field, which contains the scum that are chavs.

Every friday and saturday all i can hear is girls screaming their lungs out, and lads saying "WAHHH LAD LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!" constantly

Idiots
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Hah, you're lucky. The Blair govt introduce 24 hour antisocial behaviour for our area in the hope that it would be spread out evenly over the week instead of concentrated at certain times making it easier for the police to deal with.

12:17am: still no police.
 
One More Solo said:
I certainly don't live in the worst area, by day that is, but once the sun goes down the local council estate scum set up camp outside the Spar across the road making for some delightful entertainment after they've finished off their Lambrusco. This usually includes smashing bottles on the road, putting the bus shelter windows through, kicking the shutters of all the shops and then telling us all about their personal lives. Today's highlight was seeing a 6'5" lad being chased down the street by a Vicky Pollard lookalike screaming "I bet you've not told her it's your ****ing baby". Great fun. Except when you want to sleep, or y'know, leave your own house. My little brother's round the corner at his mate's house but he's separated by no-man's land till morning so only option is for him to stay there or drive round all of a minute and pick him up. You've got to love modern Britain.

We called the police 40 minutes ago, their cameo appearance is yet to take place. I'll keep you posted. :mad:
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Greenboi said:
I live in a house that backs onto a canal, which has a path, which then has a field, which contains the scum that are chavs.

Every friday and saturday all i can hear is girls screaming their lungs out, and lads saying "WAHHH LAD LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!" constantly

Idiots
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^^^ THIS is why we aren't allowed automatic weapons!

Imagine how much you could improve the gene pool in just a few minutes.
 
Today, I found out what England was doing.
This is all a ploy, the whole letting in foreign people in, giving chavs allowences etc etc. its all apart of the plan.

Bascically were giving them money so they become totally reliant on tax payers, THEN what the english govornment is going to do is stop funding them all together, NOW, they wont manage to find jobs, HOWEVER England is going to build lots of sweatshop factors around poor areas offering the helpless people low wage jobs, were talking chinses cheap here. This way England.. or Britain can compete with china and make our own cheap electronics and similer goods!,

Howclever am i :p
 
caff said:
What about playing a high pitched sound at them that makes them feel uncomfortable and ill?
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Is that a referance to a news story from ages ago about a shop that did that to stop people hanging around outside?

I remember thinking what a brilliant idea, i think they got in trouble though, hence why it was in the news.
 
About twenty to 1 they'd all gone home for some Micro Chips and pizza, which is of course when the police turned up. Looks like they're beginning to make a reappearance now the heat's died down (lol). Hurrah, I wasn't keen on sleeping anyway. Might join in with the slanging match, I think I've learnt chav well enough the last few nights.
 
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