If you upgrade while she's away from home and you re-use the same case, she never has to know? hehe.
BTW in my own defense, not that i'm being attacked, it's been over 2 years now that I've been warning people off i5's because true multithreading was coming/was here, and now its here, full force, and people are still buying i5's for gaming and I'm ripping my hair out screaming "WHYYY!"
If you're feeling really bad about having an i5 you could lie to yourself and say the massive perf difference between that i5 and the Ryzens in the graphics posted in this thread is due to the 200Mhz difference in RAM speed. Surely if you get 3200Mhz RAM you will get all tha framez. lol.
Is he still your friend?