Well, at least our Lords and Masters have their proirities in order!

[cheesyboy]

You know pigs are actually up near the top of the 'clean animals' list?

I've seen pig siblings, brothers, where one is lying on the floor while another urinates all over it, and a third humps its neck to climax.

 

[Hades]

WIt is a bit like the Blair government passing a law to prohibit the creation of a Nuclear explosion!

I'm guessing that law was brought in so that we could prosecute any British nationals helping non-Nuclear states develop nuclear weapons.

 

[krooton]

I've seen pig siblings, brothers, where one is lying on the floor while another urinates all over it, and a third humps its neck to climax.

Peverted != dirty

https://animals.howstuffworks.com/animal-facts/10-wildly-wrong-animal-stereotypes3.htm

 

[Dis86]

We coevolved with dogs, they're not generally raised as livestock.

Cats back on the menu for us?

 

[peterwalkley]

In Korea they have just introduced a vegetarian version of Pot Noodle. It's called Not Poodle.

Well played sir.

 

[Dis86]

I've seen pig siblings, brothers, where one is lying on the floor while another urinates all over it, and a third humps its neck to climax.

I've seen people do worse. I'd still eat a bit of long pork.

 

[Orionaut]

We coevolved with dogs, they're not generally raised as livestock.

As an aside,

And though I actually find it hard to believe (I would have thought other primates would get this)

I read the other day that Dogs are the only animal apart from Humans that understands the "Point" gesture!

 

[Efour]

Lol i read this as making eating dog food illegal.

LOL until i read your post, after about 2 mins, i too only realised it wasn't about eating dogfood...

 

[Minusorange]

the reason we don't eat dog or cat doesn't really have anything to do with them being fluffy pets though, it's because they're carnivores and we don't tend to eat carnivores for the reasons which are broadly outlined here:

https://www.quora.com/Why-is-it-tha...rnivorous-animals-e-g-lions-panthers-wildcats

Eh ? but Crocodile is so delicious, do reptiles not count ?

I'm having Bambi steaks for dinner, seems kind of ****** that I can munch on little baby deer but I can't eat a kitten or a puppy

 

[Roar87]

I've seen pig siblings, brothers, where one is lying on the floor while another urinates all over it, and a third humps its neck to climax.

You didn't need to watch him finish you know

edit: Or maybe you did?

 

[robfosters]

You didn't need to watch him finish you know

edit: Or maybe you did?

He needed closure

 

[JBuk]

I've seen pig siblings, brothers, where one is lying on the floor while another urinates all over it, and a third humps its neck to climax.

Hmm, doesn’t quite have the same ring to Roy Battys monologue in Bladerunner

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

 

[B@Th*nG]

Eh ? but Crocodile is so delicious, do reptiles not count ?

I'm having Bambi steaks for dinner, seems kind of ****** that I can munch on little baby deer but I can't eat a kitten or a puppy

We eat carnivorous fish as well. I'm not saying you can't eat it, you _can_, but we don't tend to for the reasons in the link. It's not really got anything much to do with how cute they are.

So don't worry, it's still legal to eat cat - bonne chatetite.

B@

 

[cheesyboy]

Dogs aren't carnivores anyway. Omnivores. Rather like those tasty, tasty pigs.

 

[FoxEye]

I've seen pig siblings, brothers, where one is lying on the floor while another urinates all over it, and a third humps its neck to climax.

What else do you do at the Conservative Club meets?

 

[hyperseven]

wrong place

 

[frisbie]

Why not tenderise and eat politicians?

 

[Orionaut]

but we don't tend to for the reasons in the link.

B@

Dont you think that there might be a more pragmatic reason?

Imagine the picture.

There you are, a Barefoot nearly naked Human, armed with nothing more than a pointed stick.

To your left there is an Antelope, to your right there is a Lion.

Now which one are you going to run after and try to stick?

 

[Minusorange]

Why not tenderise and eat politicians?

They are all full of crap so I don't think they would taste very nice

 

[Dis86]

They are all full of crap so I don't think they would taste very nice

Flush them through like you do with some shellfish or fish. Might help. Probably wouldn't.