Nasty Accident?

Old Man · 4 Dec 2021 at 10:35

Poor guy

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Article:
"Bomb squad called to Gloucestershire Royal Hospital after man gets WWII mortar stuck up his bottom"

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co....mb-squad-called-gloucestershire-royal-6298076

Scuzi · 4 Dec 2021 at 10:43

I once dated a doctor who told me similar stories. You wouldn’t believe how often people present to hospital having had the misfortune to fall on all manner of bulbous objects which just happened to be liberally smothered in lubricant, and whilst the person just happened to be naked, resulting it it lodging in their anus. What are the odds? Fascinating.

Baldbloke · 4 Dec 2021 at 10:47

Oh, thank goodness I'm not the only one this happened to (Twice as a matter of fact) .
Now do you believe me, doctor?

Chris Wilson · 4 Dec 2021 at 11:02

I know enemas can cause an explosive reaction but this is ridiculous. Best call Nurse Alice from the Wonderland ward, she's the expert

ZXSpectrum · 4 Dec 2021 at 11:05

I seem to recall Graham Chapman from Monty Python being a doctor and often mentioning people attending hospital with various weird objects that had “Accidentally” been inserted into the back door.

DXP55 · 4 Dec 2021 at 12:00

I have had three nasty accidents all of them Doctors fingers and it hurts.

Last one was a Female white south african built like the Hulk and fingers like Cumberland sausages.
Now that one hurt - Fortunately the results were negative.

Puzzled · 4 Dec 2021 at 12:09

I've been known to have an explosive arse after a curry but this is taking it to a whole new level.

robfosters · 4 Dec 2021 at 12:16

DXP55 said:
I have had three nasty accidents all of them Doctors fingers and it hurts.

Last one was a Female white south african built like the Hulk and fingers like Cumberland sausages.
Now that one hurt - Fortunately the results were negative.

I had to have a finger up the jacksie examination a couple of years ago. Just my luck the doctor was an absolutely stunning Lithuanian blonde. God the embarrassment

dlockers · 4 Dec 2021 at 12:31

Scuzi said:
I once dated a doctor who told me similar stories. You wouldn’t believe how often people present to hospital having had the misfortune to fall on all manner of bulbous objects which just happened to be liberally smothered in lubricant, and whilst the person just happened to be naked, resulting it it lodging in their anus. What are the odds? Fascinating.

The toy car from the original jackass movie was the best skit on this.

dlockers · 4 Dec 2021 at 12:31

robfosters said:
I had to have a finger up the jacksie examination a couple of years ago. Just my luck the doctor was an absolutely stunning Lithuanian blonde. God the embarrassment

Showing your age Rob; this is foreplay for us millenials.

200sols · 4 Dec 2021 at 12:33

robfosters said:
I had to have a finger up the jacksie examination a couple of years ago. Just my luck the doctor was an absolutely stunning Lithuanian blonde. God the embarrassment

Go on then, what happened?

Scuzi · 4 Dec 2021 at 12:37

200sols said:
Go on then, what happened?

Fiver on a twitching semi followed by an involuntary fart.

robfosters · 4 Dec 2021 at 12:44

200sols said:
Go on then, what happened?

Well I had a bad stomach bug and diarrhoea. I obviously cleaned myself as much as I could but god knows what she was fishing about in up there!

plasmahal · 4 Dec 2021 at 12:45

DXP55 said:
I have had three nasty accidents all of them Doctors fingers and it hurts.

Last one was a Female white south african built like the Hulk and fingers like Cumberland sausages.
Now that one hurt - Fortunately the results were negative.

That one hell of a way to get a negative covid test!!!

dlockers · 4 Dec 2021 at 12:51

plasmahal said:
That one hell of a way to get a negative covid test!!!

Hades · 4 Dec 2021 at 12:59

"The guy found the shell while having a clear out of his stuff"

Nice euphemism Sun. Bravo, sir. Bravo.

Semple · 4 Dec 2021 at 13:16

Puzzled said:
I've been known to have an explosive arse after a curry but this is taking it to a whole new level.

This explosiveness might go the other way though!

Semple · 4 Dec 2021 at 13:17

plasmahal said:
That one hell of a way to get a negative covid test!!!

After reading about the Italian going in for a jab with a fake arm, i'm not sure i'd be that surprised anymore!

DXP55 · 4 Dec 2021 at 14:08

dLockers said:

As it was done by a Doctor it was obviously before covid as you cannot under any circumstance get in to see a doctor in this day and age.

SexyGreyFox · 4 Dec 2021 at 14:27

I work besides the Information Governance Team who deal with FOI's.
Several years ago they were asked for details on 'stuck up bottom' incidents in A&E and they received a detailed breakdown for a year.
There were 57 that year and it made for great reading.