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  1. Paton

    How much are monthly bills?

    Around £1300 in total.
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    Can you prevent colds?

    Pretty sure that the cold and flu virus are constantly mutating to create new strains which no one has immunity to. Once you catch a certain strain you gain immunity after it is gone.
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    Drunkest moment in 4 words or less

    Singapore, mugged, dump, wheelchair
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    Lucid Dreaming

    I have lucid dreams and sleep paralysis all the time. I can't quite fully control what happens when i am lucid dreaming, only kind of give it a push in a certian direction. Usually when this happens i know that i am dreaming and tend to wake up shortly after, usually i can get back into it if...
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    Girlfriends stalker ex..

    Some very useful and humerous posts. Thanks GD. I will ask her to keep a record of all of the messages and details. I did mention to her before about the Police but she seemed hesitant and didn't think it was a good idea. If he does start to show up un-invited at her work or house then if...
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    Girlfriends stalker ex..

    Yes i have already told her to contact the police if he does indeed start showing up at her work and home. Would there be enough grounds to get some kind of restraining order under this circumstance?
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    Girlfriends stalker ex..

    Just looking for some opinions on what to do in this situation i seem to be involved in. Basically i got into a new relationship with my girlfriend around 3 months ago. Just recently her ex boyfriend has been messaging her on Facebook from fake profiles as he is blocked, phoning, texting...
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    Post your weird commuter experiences

    Edinburgh Waverly train station a few years ago. Was a old man (60's) standing half way up the stairs leading to the street with his trousers and pants around his ankles making love to a mostly deflated blow up love doll. He was really going for it too, like a rabbit. Oh and this was...
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    Perks of the job

    6 month of the year off on full pay. Don't pay tax or national insurance. Work in hotter climates. Plenty of training courses in Singapore. Life insurance. It aint too bad
  10. Paton

    Selling your virginity for $780,000 (warning, dailymail)

    Fair play to the bloke who got 3k. Most will just be happy that they have lost it!
  11. Paton

    "Define" what it means to be an "Elite" gamer

    Why would anyone want to be labelled as an 'elite gamer'?
  12. Paton

    Have you ever been violent?

    In my younger days, but now i am so well respected where i live people often stop as im walking past them and as a sign of respect kiss my fighting knuckles. Its often said that after kissing my fighting knuckles their wishes do indeed come true.
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    Forgot how bad job searching was :(

    Well, just about finished my first contract with my new job. Off to Singapore for a course on the 2nd of June then 60 days at home on full wages :). Currently working on platform supply vessels as 3rd mate out in West Africa. 60 days on and 60 off. Best part about being out of the country...
  14. Paton

    Got a job in primark!

    Yes, this is true. I almost considored becoming a rent boy whilst i was unemployed.
  15. Paton

    Free £40 of bets!

    Thank you! 186 quid from bingo and 18 from roullette!
  16. Paton

    Forgot how bad job searching was :(

    Yay had a phonecall the other day offering me a permanent job. Working as 3/0 for Swire Pacific Offshore, flying out to Singapore next month for a few addiional offshore courses then joining the ship straight after that. Was starting to get worried
  17. Paton

    Forgot how bad job searching was :(

    Been unemployed now for 3 month after qualifying as Deck Officer in the MV. Seems all companies want experience in the rank or on the vessel. Starting to really get me down now! Cant even find work as a shelf stacker!
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    realisation moments in bed

    Happened once, just got into bed then realised that i had withdrawn 20 quid from the self scanner cashback and forgot to lift it earlier on in the day. Needless to say it wasn't there when i got back.
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    Women that expect us to pay.

    Yeah pretty shocking. Equal opportunities an all, i was to be taken out and wine and dined for a bit
  20. Paton

    Birthday Suprise

    Think about 8 or so all helped so split the cost few quid each. Not sure, but everything else was tinfoiled including every ite inside my drawers, even the pillows inside the pillow cases. The light shade was tinfoiled also, along with 'gayboy' carved into it. Nice touch i must say.
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