Walk past her on the way to work. Wanna ask her out. Anyone done this, suggestions!?

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To execute this correctly, you need a friend to drive a car quickly at her. At the last moment, you dive in and push her out the way whilst cushioning her fall.

She was fall for you instantly.

Timing is key here.
 
Good god VFM that is over elaborate :p

just ask her. When single I was never a fan because you feel daft if someone says no but you only feel daft for a while. You have to take risks occasionaly!
 
VFM Addict said:
I actually used the very reverse of the above one night when away on business. Used a line about being upset about breaking a tradition not to ever ask a Traffic Warden out, but not being able to stick to it because she had such a lovely smile. This TW was a stunner but what did I have to lose. It worked and I had a great night with her.
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When you're paying for role play, it doesn't matter what you say.
 
hold the phone a minute folks...my spider senses are tingling...

On the way to work (I walk) I pass this one gal and I cant get her out of my head. Been walking past her for the last 4 weeks or so. Ive never said anything to her, just noticed her across the road or when we pass on the sidewalk.
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so this woman is standing on the pavement...on some corner for weeks......hrmmmm?

Wouldnt happen to be near the docks would it? :p
 
Give me the postcode of where she stands and I'll come round and show you what it's like to be a stud, and whisk her away for a lengthy pasty smashing session, and you can turn around and go home and cry in your cornflakes next to your PC and wait for an email from me with an attached MPEG of said pasty smashing session.
 
Grow some balls and ask? "Hey, I can't help but notice you every day, where do you work?" - insert general conversation here, then check the time or something - "Ahhh, I should probably run, how do you fancy going for lunch some time? Could I get your number?" Blah blah blah take it from there.
 
Just say hi, introduce yourself, see if she be interested in meeting up, give her your number. Balls in her court then.

I've done this a fair few times with girls I've met in the shops and alike, you either here from them or you don't, no harm done, get on with life and move on to the next vict..... errr... girl.
 
Im quite an expert on the chatting up part so just be casual, start with saying hi and smile :) the next day you see her, instead of saying hi, say you Alright? :) this will open up more of a conversation :)
 
MiNxYyY said:
Im quite an expert on the chatting up part so just be casual, start with saying hi and smile :) the next day you see her, instead of saying hi, say you Alright? :) this will open up more of a conversation :)
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Best advice in this thread:). As MiNx says; smile the first one or two times, then say hello the second/third day. Third/fourth day open a slightly bigger conversation :)

If you go through with it and things go well, add her on facebook. That way OcUK can see some of her pics! :D:D:D
 
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Give me the postcode of where she stands and I'll come round and show you what it's like to be a stud, and whisk her away for a lengthy pasty smashing session, and you can turn around and go home and cry in your cornflakes next to your PC and wait for an email from me with an attached MPEG of said pasty smashing session.
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Hahaha, I can envision this.
 
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Yeah like the others have said I'd start off with a simple acknowledgement. Smile and nod. Need to make an educated guess on how she might respond to a wink based on how she dresses, posture, hair, etc. to get an idea of what she might be like as a wink makes it kinda obvious about your intentions from the outset. once she's used to seeing you and she ackowledges you in return then maybe sometime you could make some kind of introduction. If she really isn't interested she'll probably find ways to avoid you.

Failing that you could always go with the chloroform approach, shoot her with a tranquiliser, or fire a tracer dart into her bag and stalk her movements...
 
I did this once (asked a random guy out on the street) he said he had a girlfriend and gave me a strange look! :p

Must've thought I was a right nutter!

Shame :(

BB x
 
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