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Biohazard said:
That's exactly what they are.

Men are on average chunkier pieces of meat.

Don't get above what you really are, you gammon steak you.
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Excuseeee Mwah.

I am no gammon steak.

Have you ever experienced the finest cut of meadow-reared venison?

That's me. That's what I taste like.

*flounce*
 
Skillmister said:
Pointing out someone has nice boobs is shallow? Since when?
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I was taking the mickey out of myself.

Jeez, whatever happened to subtlety.

I am the very first one to see a fine pair of breasts and think, I'd love to be leaving lipstick marks on those later.

If the time and place is right, there ain't anyone shallower than me darling :)
 
ChocolateStarfishRammer said:
Ive had far tooo much to drink..

SSo, Do I.

A. Send a message to the girl who works at the pub via facebook that we've both been flirting between for that last 2 months.

B. Stay loyal to my current gf who I not only live with but have been with for 4 years.

C. Think more about how amazingly this girls boobs bounce at the pub, especially when she comes over and cleans the table for the 50th time bending over and showing full cleavage.

D: Get another Beer.

E: Open to suggestion
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Speach Starts fairly readable.

2bit said:
I don't believe you are drunk.

'SSo, Do I.'

And the rest is perfectly spelled.

I think you are an attention seeker.
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Accusation.

ChocolateStarfishRammer said:
On request:...

No. That's just an unnecessary invasion of privacy by posting their Facebook details.

Not sure,, But, I think that may br blocked if not friensds with??

Ill see if I can find some pic of those jubly boobs if so lol..
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Goes vastly down hill after accusation. Attempt to seem more drunk?

Opinion - Not drunk Enough.

Solution - More Beers
 
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