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Or you could F. Off :D

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Why message this barmaid on fb, surely it would be more fun messaging the ops gf on fb this topic :p
 
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This reminds me of a time when my brother and his gf were at our local pub with me many years ago. My brother was very drunk and there was this cute barmaid there he tried to flirt with sometimes. He said to his gf "you know, she was my first love... before you", at which point his not-drunk gf pointed out that he had been going out with her since before we moved to the area and what the hell had he been doing with this barmaid?

Moral of the story: barmaids may swing their boobs around while they clean tables, but that doesn't mean you should do something stupid just because you're drunk and horny.

So, how are you today OP?
 
Or you could F. Off :D

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Why message this barmaid on fb, surely it would be more fun messaging the ops gf on fb this topic :p

Provide bar maid with this thread and the OPs girlfriends Facebook page...
2 birds 1 stone

(P.s. I wouldn't do this to the OP, his vague attempt at a half fake humourous thread has won me over)
 
It's OK OP, the internet got yo' back I'm sure.

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lol u should have just nailed her, so you got a gf? who cares, just imagine them boobs bouncing in your face.
 
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