Was happily reading and enjoying this thread until I saw the mono, I then proceeded to quickly scan through looking for quotes hoping it wasn't just me who had spotted this monstrosity.
Christ almighty man, how did you leave the house with that? Tell me it's gone now?
I have met Ricky from Eastenders at McDonalds drive through. Proper miserable guy, but that's probably because I popped my head in his window whilst he was ordering food.
Christ almighty man, how did you leave the house with that? Tell me it's gone now?

I have met Ricky from Eastenders at McDonalds drive through. Proper miserable guy, but that's probably because I popped my head in his window whilst he was ordering food.