***Christmas dinner thread***

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It's a bit early, but some of us cook Christmas dinners for mates before Christmas. I'm cooking mine in a weeks time. Just need to find a decent Christmas film and a few games. Maybe pictonery or something similar.

This thread is to give people ideas and to share recipes. Add opinions and generally share thought on the BEST dinner of the year.


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Fried Camembert with Cranberry sauce
Fried Camembert
4 ounces Camembert cheese cut into triangles 3-4 each)
3 tablespoons flour
1 pinch cayenne pepper
1 pinch salt
2 eggs, beaten
2 ounces fresh white breadcrumbs
oil (for deep frying)

1) Mix the cayenne pepper and the flour, then roll each Camembert triangle in flour, then in egg and then in breadcrumbs and then repeat so you get two coatings. This ensures no cheese leaks out.
2) Heat the oil in a deep fryer to 350 degrees Fahrenheit or until a bread cube browns in 60 seconds.
3) Fry the portions of Camembert for 30 seconds or until golden brown.
4) Drain on kitchen paper.

Cranberry sauce
1/2 pint water
4 tablespoons brown sugar
2 cups cranberries (Fresh or frozen)


1) Cook cranberries in the 1/2 pint water and the sugar until they become a pulp.
2) Remove from heat and beat till you get a pulp


Serve Camembert on a small bed of rocket leafs and some cranberry dip alongside
 
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Main
Lemon Butter Turkey
1 tbsp chopped fresh thyme
1 lemon, grated zest only
110g/4oz butter
1 onion, halved
turkey- giblets removed
225g/8oz streaky bacon
salt and freshly ground black pepper

Method
1. Preheat oven to 180C /350F/Gas 4.
2. Mix the thyme, lemon zest and butter together, season with black pepper.Chill in the freezer for approx. 5 minutes until firm.
3. Put the onion, leftover lemon into the cavity of the bird: loosen the skin of the breast by sliding your fingers gently between the flesh and skin. Take the lemon butter and fit the firm pieces between the skin and the breast meat.
4. Smooth the skin back over and tuck the flap underneath. Tie the legs together. Lay the bacon, overlapping across the top of the turkey.
5. Place in a roasting tin which has been lined, cover the turkey loosely with aluminium foil. Cook for 20 minutes per pound and then an extra 20 minutes. Baste every 30 minutes, recover with foil each time.
6. For the last 30 minutes of cooking, remove the foil to let the turkey brown.
7. When cooked remove the turkey from the oven and let it rest of 15 minutes.

Apricot and bacon Stuffing
10 slices bacon, diced
2 pounds pork sausage meat
1/2 cup finely diced dried apricot.
2 large onions, chopped
1 tsp. dried sage leaves, crumbled
1 tsp. dried thyme leaves
1/2 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. pepper
1 pound tart apples, cored and cut into 1/2" pieces
3 tbsp chopped fresh parsley
2 eggs
3 slices of bread crumbs

Cook bacon until it just begins to brown, Crumble sausage meat in same pan
and cook till done. Add onions and apricots. Stir in sage, thyme, salt and pepper, then the
apples. Remove from heat, add parsley. Cook until apple just start to break down. Remove from heat and cool.
Add the breadcrumbs and eggs. Chill in the fridge for 20 mins. Roll into balls and roast in the oven for 30mins or until brown.

Pigs in Blankets
Chipolates (2 per person)
Streaky bacon (1 per sausage)

1) wrap each sausage in the bacon
2) roast for about 30mins until dark brown

Roast Potatoes
Potatoes peeled and halved
4 tablespoons Olive oil
1 tablespoon Balsamic Vinegar
8 cloves garlic (whole)
2 medium onions, peeled and quartered
Salt + pepper

1) add Potatoes to a pan of water, turn on to a high heat and bring to the boil. Once boiling boil for 3-5mins. Drain and place in the baking tray.
2) throw in the Onions and garlic.
3) mix the olive oil, balsamic vinegar salt and pepper, poor over the potatoes and shake tray to coat everything
4) roast for1hr30-2hrs, until golden. turn once halfway through.

Roast Parsnips and Butternut squash
Parsnips peeled and cut into 8 long strips
Butternut squash peeled and diced in to 2” cubes
4 tablespoons Olive oil
1 tablespoon Balsamic Vinegar
2 cloves garlic (whole)
1 medium onions, peeled and quartered
Salt + pepper

1) add Parsnips to a pan of water, turn on to a high heat and bring to the boil. Immediately drain and place in the baking tray.
2) throw in the Onions and garlic.
3) mix the olive oil, balsamic vinegar salt and pepper, poor over the veg and shake tray to coat everything
4) roast for1hr, until golden. turn once halfway through.

Honey carrots
Carrots
1 teaspoon butter
1 teaspoon Honey

1) Chop carrots in to long thin battons.
2) Bring to the boil in salted water untill aldente
3) Drain, replace in pan add butter nad honey and mix untill coated and glossy

Stir fried cabbage
1 medium Cabbage
2 tbsp Oil
1 Egg

1) shred the cabbage
2) In a large wok ad the oil and stir fry the cabbage
3) Just before the cabbage is cooked, break the egg in and stir till it’s evenly coated

Chestnut Brussels
1 pound Brussels
½ pound chestnuts
1 shallot
4 streaky rashers of bacon
Large knob butter

1) Cut a slit in each chestnut with a small knife, place in a pan and add water to cover. Bring to a boil and cook for 20 minutes. After 10 mins add the brussels, when cooked drain.
2) Melt half the butter in a pan, add the shallot and cook over low heat, stirring occasionally, until translucent.
3) finely slice the bacon into small strips and add to the shallot, fry until brown and crispy.
4) add the Brussels and chestnut mixture to the shallots and fry for a few mins. Finley add the rest of the butter and mix to coat.

Yorkshire puddings (makes 6-8 small)
75 grams flour
100 mls milk
2 eggs
Oil/fat

1) Whisk the flour milk and eggs together with a pinch of salt and pepper.
2) Leave to rest in the fridge for 15-20 mins
3) Turn and pre heat the oven to highest temperature.
4) Place a baking tray with a generous slug of oil in each cake space.
5) Wait 10 mins until oil is smoking. Remove batter and give a final good whisk, poor batter in so it’s 1/3 high up the tin.
6) Return to oven and cook for about 15 mins, or 25mins if you make a large Yorkshire pudding.

Gravy
I have two recipes for this, a fast simple one and a traditional.

Fast and simple
2 heaped tablespoons flour
3 tbsp Oil
1 pint water
3 tbsp Bovril

1) combine flour and oil in frying pan or in the turkeys roasting tin, if there is water in the roasting tin, boil this of first.
2) Let the oil and flour mixture fry for 30 secs, do NOT colour.
3) Add the water a little bit at a time, whilst continuously whisking, wait till it balls up/boils. Before adding more water. Keep doing this until you reach the required consistency.
4) Add the Bovril a bit at a time until you reach the required taste level.

Traditional Gravy
1 meat roasting tin
1tbsp oil
1 onion
1 celleray stick
1 carrot
2 garlic cloves
1 litre stock

1) Again put the roasting dish on the stove and boil of any liquid.
2) Add a little oil and throw in the veg and garlic. Fry over a low heat till tender
3) Add the stock and boil until reduced by1/3-1/2
4) Pass through a sieve, pushing some of the veg through to help thicken the gravy.
 
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Dessert
Banoffee pie
1 disc of shortcrust pastry
1 can of condensed milk
1 pint double cream
1-2 bananas

1) put the pastry disc in to a shallow pie baking tray and blind bake until golden and cooked.
2) In a sauce pan of water submerge the can of condensed milk and boil for two hours. Do NOT let the water drop below the top of the can, always ensure can is fully covered by water. Allow to fully cool in the water.
3) Whisk the cream until you get to the stiff peak stage and slice the banana
4) Once can is fully cooled open and spread on the pastry, then put a layer of banana before topping with the cream.

Frozen Mississippi mud pie
Base
50g Butter
75g Digestive biscuits
75g Ginger biscuits
Filling
1 pint double cream
450g Caster Sugar
4 level tbsp corn flour
4 eggs
125g butter
1tsp vanilla
30ml rum
10ml coffee essence (if you haven’t got any, keep an eye out for camp coffee, in a light brown glass bottle usually in the baking isle by sugar)
Topping
125g Plain Chocolate
2 eggs (separated)
150ml Double cream
icing sugar + cocoa for dusting
chocolate curls or grated chocolate for decoration.

1) lightly oil a deep 8” spring release cake tin
2) melt butter, finely crush biscuits and add the melted butter. Press into the bottom of the cake tin to form a abase. Place in fridge and allow to cool
Filling
1) Place cream and sugar in a heavy pan over a low pan. Heat until the sugar is dissolved, Do NOT boil. Remove from heat.
2) Mix the cornflour with 60ml of cold water, beat eggs and add to the cream
3) Place pan back onto the heat and bring to the boil, continuously stirring until it has boiled. Boil for 15-20mins stirring occasionally until very thick and looks like fudge.
4) Remove from heat and allow to cool slightly, beat the butter and all over ingredients into the fudge until glossy.
5) Leave to cool further, poor over base and return to fridge.
Topping
1)Melt chocolate and cream for 10 mins do NOT boil
2) leave to fully cool
3) whisk the egg whites and fold into the chocolate
4) spoon over the fudge and place in the freezer for at least 2hours. Remove from freezer 20-30mins before serving.

Note – do not feed the Mississippi mud pie to pregnant people or young children, ensure that eggs are well within use by date.


If your anything like me you only have one oven.
The way I get around this problem is cook the sausages and stuffing, in the morning.
I then put a rack on the bottom of the oven giving me a 3rd shelf.
Turkey on top
Potatoes in middle
Parsnips and Butternut on bottom.

When the meats cooked, remove and allow to rest, as well as removing the others and place into serving bowls and cover to keep warm.
Then simply place *** stuffing and sausages in the oven to warm through, also due to space I use frozen yorkshires, these go in at the same time and take 5mins. While these are all warming through you can make the gravy.

I hope this is a help to some of you.
 
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Agree, sounds great, I'll post mine up over the next day or two.

I've seen a game that looks fun called rapidough, you have to make a word/thing from dough and if no one gets it then you get some taken away. :p Looks really good.
 
I've seen a game that looks fun called rapidough, you have to make a word/thing from dough and if no one gets it then you get some taken away. :p Looks really good.

It's great, we play it every Christmas, hilarious when the whole drunk family is playing! :)
 
Banoffee pie, my all time favourite pud ;)

My Mum does a really good "spanish" stuffing which is pork sausage meat and loads of garlic, if delicious though, I'l see if I can get her do the the recipe. It's really nice cold as well and makes the "turkey sandwich" a real treat!
 
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Just as a little addition to the roast potatoes, I'd say it's best to baste the potatoes in the oil every 15-20 minutes aswell as turning them, to get them extra crispy...

I shall be trying the Camembert recipe soon for sure :)
 
Banoffee pie? Mud pie?!! Where's the xmas pudding with brandy sauce?!!!!1

But I like the sound of your carrots. Mmm carrots. And brussel sprouts are great.

And cheers for the rapidough tip - we normally end up playing scrabble and cluedo (yawn)
 
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Just as a little addition to the roast potatoes, I'd say it's best to baste the potatoes in the oil every 15-20 minutes aswell as turning them, to get them extra crispy...

I shall be trying the Camembert recipe soon for sure :)

Best way to do roasties ever. I can't stand yellow roasties, they have to be orangey-brown, crispy and have slices cut into the tops :D
 
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