Whats your most Embarrassing moments?

Not half as bad as the stories here but i find decking it off your bike while trying to show off as it were to be quite embarassing. Not funny crashing into your mate on a STRAIGHT road and ending up on the middle of a main road at rush hour :rolleyes:

One other time was when i ended up lying half sleeping/being sick on sauchiehall street in glasgow at 3am. I couldnt see properly due to the blurryness but they were allllll looking at me,even the cops went past.....maybe it was people dressed up since i wasnt lifted :confused: When your that wasted you just dont give a **** though.

Got caught taking a p*** in the middle of a road in a graveyard at 1am or so :(
 
Jonny ///M said:
Not half as bad as the stories here but i find decking it off your bike while trying to show off as it were to be quite embarassing. Not funny crashing into your mate on a STRAIGHT road and ending up on the middle of a main road at rush hour :rolleyes:

One other time was when i ended up lying half sleeping/being sick on sauchiehall street in glasgow at 3am. I couldnt see properly due to the blurryness but they were allllll looking at me,even the cops went past.....maybe it was people dressed up since i wasnt lifted :confused: When your that wasted you just dont give a **** though.

Got caught taking a p*** in the middle of a road in a graveyard at 1am or so :(
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
 
Scuzi said:
It has to be the time I landed in someones back garden with my trousers round my ankles and crap running down my legs. I'll see if I can find my original post...

Here it is:

I've had my fair share of embarrasing incidents but this by far was the one incident during which I wished I was dead.

3 years ago I was out with my dad and a few of his mates hunting rabbits with our dogs and a couple of ferrets. We were in a field in the middle of nowhere and after a few catches the adrenaline had gotten the better of me and I really had to do a poop. I told the others I was away for a crap and went around the back of a hedge where I squatted and began to do my business. Now, sods law meant that it wasn't a standard solid poop, it had to be of the messiest variety.
So there I was crapping away when I hear one of the guys shout "GRAB THAT FERRETT!" I looked around to see what was happening when the white ferrett came bolting through the hedge. It startled me and I panicked. I got up whilst making a "Whohwohwohhowo" noise, trousers around my ankles, crap running down my legs and fell over a smaller hedge that was to the side of me.. At the other side of the hedge was a farmers garden which was set at a lower level to the field so I had quite a fall.
At this point I must mention that it was a lovely warm Sunday, the kind of day you sit out your back garden with a few beers. That's what the farmers family was doing when I came crashing over their hedge, shouting "Whowhwohowhoh", trousers around my ankles, willy hanging out and crap running down my legs. I stared at the group of people for what felt like 20 minutes after which I casually pulled up my trousers and waddled out of their garden the long way. No words were exchanged and I didn't hear anyone speak when I was on my way out. I suppose they were shocked.

That was probably the lowest moment of my life and I still cringe when thinking about it but it raises a smile too.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA, that has to be the funniest thing I've heard in ages. :D :D :D
 
Violent-J said:
Everyday without fail since I was 12. Sometimes twice.
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Pffft. Been able to do it since i was 9 :cool:
Been almost every day since i was 10 :p
Sometimes ive skipped a day or 2 or week but i make up for it :D
 
Violent-J said:
Oh and I forgot to add (because it happens so much and I don't even care anymore), I've been walked in on having a tug by my *gasp* mum, dad, sister, nan, auntie, auntie2, cousin, sisters friend, sisters friend2. no one bloomin knocks in my house :mad:
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Your room must have been pretty crowded ;) :p
 
I seem to remember someone in the last thread like this saying something like this:

"i was sleeping in the same bed as my gran and i decided to knock one out while she was asleep.... bad idea :eek: :eek: :eek: "

now THAT is bad just.....BAD
 
L337 LooX said:
I seem to remember someone in the last thread like this saying something like this:

"i was sleeping in the same bed as my gran and i decided to knock one out while she was asleep.... bad idea :eek: :eek: :eek: "

now THAT is bad just.....BAD
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and she said "YOU MUCKY PIG" rofl that was a good one, don't remmeber who it was though... anyone want to own up to it? lol
 
Jumpingmedic said:
and she said "YOU MUCKY PIG" rofl that was a good one, don't remmeber who it was though... anyone want to own up to it? lol
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Oh the tears are rolling down my face!! :D :D

I saw the thread title and was going to post and I scrolled down to the bottom and what did I see?

Somebody talking about me and my gran :o :D
 
Violent-J said:
Oh and I forgot to add (because it happens so much and I don't even care anymore), I've been walked in on having a tug by my *gasp* mum, dad, sister, nan, auntie, auntie2, cousin, sisters friend, sisters friend2. no one bloomin knocks one out in my house
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Except you obviously ;) :p

but seriously dude get a lock :eek: :rolleyes:

P.S how old were your sisters mates ;)
 
ElvisFan said:
Oh the tears are rolling down my face!! :D :D

I saw the thread title and was going to post and I scrolled down to the bottom and what did I see?

Somebody talking about me and my gran :o :D
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Allow to relive the moment, once again, by posting your story. :D
 
ElvisFan said:
Oh the tears are rolling down my face!! :D :D

I saw the thread title and was going to post and I scrolled down to the bottom and what did I see?

Somebody talking about me and my gran :o :D
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aww you poor fella! lol! Bet u didnt **** for a month after :eek:
 
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basmic said:
Allow to relive the moment, once again, by posting your story. :D
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It goes like this (and I can't see my screen and keys for the tears :D ) :

I was thirteen (I'm 33 now) and our family was staying at my Gran's house because my mum was in hospital and this arrangement was just convenient. My dad stayed in one room, my (elder) brother was in the box room, and I shared with my Gran. My brother lived with my Gran anyway as it was easier for him to get to work from there and unknown to me he had quite a stash of "white knuckle" mags.

At the time I had never had a "monkey's fag break" and these mags certainly had a pronounced effect on the tumescence of my little teenage pecker. So, taking some "reading" material I went to the lavatory and after a frenetic ten minutes of not knowing what the hell I was doing I soon had a life -changing experience. Within a week I went from a novice to a world champ and would partake any chance I got.

So, I went to bed one night and, being a horny little bugger, woke up in the middle of the night wearing a hard. I looked over at my gran and, thinking she was soundly asleep, started ripping the pigeons head off. Little did I know that gran was a LIGHT sleeper!

She shouted out: "YOU MUCKY PIG, MESSING WITH YOURSELF!!"

I replied with (and I can barely type this :o ) "I'm not. I'm shivering!" :o

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Gran promptly told my brother the next day. And he still won't let me live it down.
 
ElvisFan said:
It goes like this (and I can't see my screen and keys for the tears :D ) :

I was thirteen (I'm 33 now) and our family was staying at my Gran's house because my mum was in hospital and this arrangement was just convenient. My dad stayed in one room, my (elder) brother was in the box room, and I shared with my Gran. My brother lived with my Gran anyway as it was easier for him to get to work from there and unknown to me he had quite a stash of "white knuckle" mags.

At the time I had never had a "monkey's fag break" and these mags certainly had a pronounced effect on the tumescence of my little teenage pecker. So, taking some "reading" material I went to the lavatory and after a frenetic ten minutes of not knowing what the hell I was doing I soon had a life -changing experience. Within a week I went from a novice to a world champ and would partake any chance I got.

So, I went to bed one night and, being a horny little bugger, woke up in the middle of the night wearing a hard. I looked over at my gran and, thinking she was soundly asleep, started ripping the pigeons head off. Little did I know that gran was a LIGHT sleeper!

She shouted out: "YOU MUCKY PIG, MESSING WITH YOURSELF!!"

I replied with (and I can barely type this :o ) "I'm not. I'm shivering!" :o

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Gran promptly told my brother the next day. And he still won't let me live it down.
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LOL! unfortunately there is only one word that sums that up:

PWNT!

:p
 
ElvisFan said:
So, I went to bed one night and, being a horny little bugger, woke up in the middle of the night wearing a hard. I looked over at my gran and, thinking she was soundly asleep, started ripping the pigeons head off. Little did I know that gran was a LIGHT sleeper!
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Seriously, you need help. LOL. :p
 
On behalf of most of the cast of my school show, wearing radio mics whilst performing to a group of primary kids as a dress rehearsal. Upon screwing up a line on stage leaving the stage, numerous cast members were cursing into the bargain!
 
A busy bank holiday monday, customers all over the store, I walk by a short american looking gentleman, he's stood their waiting paitiently, so I ask him if he needs any help. There's generally nothing wrong with doing this, but there is when you find out the short gentleman is a card board cut out of George Foreman :o Esp when your manager see's it too.

Needless to say, George used to get moved around the store after that.
 
Violent-J said:
Oh and I forgot to add (because it happens so much and I don't even care anymore), I've been walked in on having a tug by my *gasp* mum, dad, sister, nan, auntie, auntie2, cousin, sisters friend, sisters friend2. no one bloomin knocks in my house :mad:
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Your sisters friends........

And they didnt even offer to finish you off?
 
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