In Mensa!

MajorMaccas · 2 Sep 2010 at 14:23

Recently took an IQ test and got into Mensa.

Other than on my CV, how else can I use this to my advantage, to warrant the £45p.a. membership

EdwardTeach · 2 Sep 2010 at 14:25

Keep it to youself.

jamief · 2 Sep 2010 at 14:25

Don't put it on your CV!

A.N.Other · 2 Sep 2010 at 14:26

Use your new-found super powers to influence the world for good?

Alternatively, it now allows you to use pick up lines such as this little gem:
"It doesn't take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I'd be overqualified."

Greenlizard0 · 2 Sep 2010 at 14:26

I'd not bother putting it on my C.V., I'd not even bother using it to pull women either tbf.

antijoke · 2 Sep 2010 at 14:27

Get gurlz?

J1234 · 2 Sep 2010 at 14:27

Worst 'look at me I have a high IQ' thread ever.

TheCenturion · 2 Sep 2010 at 14:28

You're clever

Well done

EDIT: I genuinely mean that

Voltar · 2 Sep 2010 at 14:28

Gratz.

X-BEN · 2 Sep 2010 at 14:28

What perks do you get from being in mensa?

kiwi · 2 Sep 2010 at 14:29

You got in MENSA but you need to post on OcUK to tell you how to make the most of it?

MacRS4 · 2 Sep 2010 at 14:29

jamief said:
Don't put it on your CV!

This. Makes you look a bit of a plonker.

The subscription just gets you bragging rights and a very crappy magazine, I wouldn't bother.

wannabedamned · 2 Sep 2010 at 14:29

Oh you guys are good at pulling people down

TheCenturion · 2 Sep 2010 at 14:29

X-BEN said:
What perks do you get from being in mensa?

lots and lots of pussy

If you're allergic to cats, intelligence is not your thing

Metatron · 2 Sep 2010 at 14:30

Go to a special needs school and brag to the kids.

Sp00n · 2 Sep 2010 at 14:30

Justin said:
Worst 'look at me I have a high IQ' thread ever.

Spektor · 2 Sep 2010 at 14:31

The_Sophisticate said:
how else can I use this to my advantage

You're in Mensa dummy, you figure it out.

TheCenturion · 2 Sep 2010 at 14:32

kiwi said:
You got in MENSA but you need to post on OcUK to tell you how to make the most of it?

Spektor said:
You're in Mensa dummy, you figure it out.

sniffy · 2 Sep 2010 at 14:32

I wouldn't personally put it on my CV. It might come across as a little arrogant to some. The fact you have an IQ high enough to get into Mensa is advantage enough.

MajorMaccas · 2 Sep 2010 at 14:32

This is pretty much how I expected the thread to pan out