OMG! I just squeezed the gf's mums breasticle

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OMFG!

Ok heres the story.

Been having some beers througout the day and now feeling a bit pittled.

Anyways I went to get another beer from the fridge and when I came back the gf and the gf's mum had switched chairs. Me being a bit tipsy went to what I thought was my misses and had a sneaky squeeze of her norks. I then realised what had happened. OMG! I went bright red with embarrassment.

Luckily she found the funny side to it. lol

Should I ever get tipsy around the gf's mum again?
 
Steameh said:
OMFG!

Ok heres the story.

Been having some beers througout the day and now feeling a bit pittled.

Anyways I went to get another beer from the fridge and when I came back the gf and the gf's mum had switched chairs. Me being a bit tipsy went to what I thought was my misses and had a sneaky squeeze of her norks. I then realised what had happened. OMG! I went bright red with embarrassment.

Luckily she found the funny side to it. lol

Should I ever get tipsy around the gf's mum again?
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SCORE!well done my man,using the "tipsy" excuse to touch your gf's mums breasts.

and yes do not get tipsy around your gf's mum ever again!
 
was sat on the floor in my best mates room after a fair few cans...
my girlfriend sitting next to me, chloe (mates sister) is sitting on the bed... and the dog (was) on her lap...

so... i start stroking the dog...
start getting a weird look from the gf...i look at what i'm doing..
"AAH...."
i was stroking clo's leg :o
"i thought it was the dog!"
 
nikebee said:
was sat on the floor in my best mates room after a fair few cans...
my girlfriend sitting next to me, chloe (mates sister) is sitting on the bed... and the dog (was) on her lap...

so... i start stroking the dog...
start getting a weird look from the gf...i look at what i'm doing..
"AAH...."
i was stroking clo's leg :o
"i thought it was the dog!"
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shes that hairy you thought she ws a dog :eek:

:rolleyes:
 
nikebee said:
was sat on the floor in my best mates room after a fair few cans...
my girlfriend sitting next to me, chloe (mates sister) is sitting on the bed... and the dog (was) on her lap...

so... i start stroking the dog...
start getting a weird look from the gf...i look at what i'm doing..
"AAH...."
i was stroking clo's leg :o
"i thought it was the dog!"
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Smoothly does it!
 
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