OMG! I just squeezed the gf's mums breasticle

Steameh said:
OMFG!

Ok heres the story.

Been having some beers througout the day and now feeling a bit pittled.

Anyways I went to get another beer from the fridge and when I came back the gf and the gf's mum had switched chairs. Me being a bit tipsy went to what I thought was my misses and had a sneaky squeeze of her norks. I then realised what had happened. OMG! I went bright red with embarrassment.

Luckily she found the funny side to it. lol

Should I ever get tipsy around the gf's mum again?
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LOL have five stars mate :D
 
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holly35 said:
lol! yeah but what would he be doing squeezing down there anyway? :eek:
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TBH his original post has inconsistencies anyway...
How did he squeeze without seeing the mother's face unless he approached from behind...
How was the situation concealed (and the OP free to squeeze norks), unless they were the only people there?
If he approached the mother from behind, why hadn't he noticed that they were wearing different clothes - unless they were wearing the same clothes? Did she also have the same hairstyle?
If the gf had moved, was she somewhere completely out of sight so that the OP didnt notice her before he mistook the mother for his gf?
 
cleanbluesky said:
TBH his original post has inconsistencies anyway...
How did he squeeze without seeing the mother's face unless he approached from behind...
How was the situation concealed (and the OP free to squeeze norks), unless they were the only people there?
If he approached the mother from behind, why hadn't he noticed that they were wearing different clothes - unless they were wearing the same clothes? Did she also have the same hairstyle?
If the gf had moved, was she somewhere completely out of sight so that the OP didnt notice her before he mistook the mother for his gf?
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The man has a point, the first post is clearly flawed and therefore we require pics of both the GF and the GF's mother, norks clearly visible, to prove that such a mistake could infact be made.
 
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