Fish emergency!!

Lysander · 1 Feb 2007 at 10:21

First cod, now tuna.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3-2577405,00.html

As long as trout is OK, I'm happy.

Kell_ee001 · 1 Feb 2007 at 10:22

Lysander said:
First cod, now tuna.

Good. Maybe people will stop eating the horrid stuff now

VIRII · 1 Feb 2007 at 10:27

Kell_ee001 said:
Good. Maybe people will stop eating the horrid stuff now

Raw tuna is lovely, or of that's a bit too fishy for you just slap a steak of tuna in the pan and sear both sides before tucking in.

iCraig · 1 Feb 2007 at 10:28

When fish die, I'm sure they go to a better plaice.

VIRII · 1 Feb 2007 at 10:29

iCraig said:
When fish die, I'm sure they go to a better plaice.

Cod that was terrible.

Lysander · 1 Feb 2007 at 10:34

I've haddock enough of these red herrings.

-> coat

Pigeon_Killer · 1 Feb 2007 at 10:35

iCraig said:
When fish die, I'm sure they go to a better plaice.

That joke was carp.

Lysander said:
I've haddock enough of these red herrings.

-> coat

And that one was Pollocks.

Kell_ee001 · 1 Feb 2007 at 10:39

Bobster · 1 Feb 2007 at 10:43

All of them fish jokes were absolutely sharking

Jono · 1 Feb 2007 at 10:49

Pigeon_Killer said:
That joke was carp.

And that one was Pollocks.

I'd starfish out that swearie mate

Mr-White · 1 Feb 2007 at 10:49

im herring too many lame fish jokes...

MW

One More Solo · 1 Feb 2007 at 10:51

iCraig said:
When fish die, I'm sure they go to a better plaice.

A batter plaice surely?

Jono · 1 Feb 2007 at 10:53

Trawling through all these jokes is tiresome.

I'd lobster stay and sprat, but can't.

Lysander · 1 Feb 2007 at 10:56

I've no fish to read any more of these pipe breams. I'll let myself trout.

VIRII · 1 Feb 2007 at 10:56

Jono said:
Trawling through all these jokes is tiresome.

I'd lobster stay and sprat, but can't.

Why? You got to get your Skates on....

Kell_ee001 · 1 Feb 2007 at 10:59

wordy · 1 Feb 2007 at 11:00

I've had a whale of a time reading all these fish jokes

VIRII · 1 Feb 2007 at 11:27

wordy said:
I've had a whale of a time reading all these fish jokes

Well they've served their porpoise then

Wrathamon · 1 Feb 2007 at 11:33

VIRII said:
Well they've served their porpoise then

Sorry, that joke failed miserably - porpoises are mammals

Jono · 1 Feb 2007 at 11:42

Wrathamon said:
Sorry, that joke failed miserably - porpoises are mammals

So are whales and you didn't pick up on that one!

(he said in a proud and happy voice, as he lept to VIRII's defence"