Thread Revival: Whats the biggest animal you could 'take on?'

Megahurtz400 · 14 Jun 2007 at 11:27

Saw this in the archive and this satement by Tru had me in stitches for the whole of this morning:
"I once punched a cow full force in the face, it didn't even flinch and I mean nothing.

Just thought id start it again due to boredom and to make a change to the "Spec me a new tampon" threads.

So go on, what could you bring down?

AtreuS · 14 Jun 2007 at 11:30

a 400lb male silverback gorilla no problems! id just smack it down till it cried

Anewbe4u · 14 Jun 2007 at 11:30

It has to be a cow.

You could work the udders and the legs, the only reason I say this is because it can't hurt you back really. Unless you are stupid and lie on the floor.

panthro · 14 Jun 2007 at 11:31

3 Toed Sloth, no problem.

meghatronic · 14 Jun 2007 at 11:31

panthro said:
3 Toed Sloth, no problem.

Claws would win I reckon.

Defcon5 · 14 Jun 2007 at 11:31

anewbe4u said:
It has to be a cow.

You could work the udders and the legs, the only reason I say this is because it can't hurt you back really. Unless you are stupid and lie on the floor.

Bet it would do some damage if it ran into you though!

Are we allowed and weapons in the fights?

AtreuS · 14 Jun 2007 at 11:32

anewbe4u said:
It has to be a cow.

You could work the udders

So your secret fetish comes out at last...

Andelusion · 14 Jun 2007 at 11:33

I think I could overpower a moderately sized adult Sow.

Gilly · 14 Jun 2007 at 11:34

I'm a bit bigger and a bit harder than before. I reckon I could take down a Walrus quite easily now.

I reckon I could take down a buffalo. Or a yak.

Defcon5 said:
Are we allowed and weapons in the fights?

:/

Booner! · 14 Jun 2007 at 11:38

Would nail a gorilla easy, i'm Alpha :cool:

caff · 14 Jun 2007 at 11:40

A giraffe

dustiestrat · 14 Jun 2007 at 11:42

i'd go for a beached blue whale no point aiming low take out largest animal on planet straight of

Megahurtz400 · 14 Jun 2007 at 11:43

I reckon i could tackle a velocoraptor if i fought smart.
No weapons, only fists and OcUK ninja skills

EDIT: Could you tackle this Gilly?

V4NT0M · 14 Jun 2007 at 11:45

Goldfish

Mat · 14 Jun 2007 at 11:46

Megahurtz400 said:
OcUK ninja skills

You mean you would leave

QWERTY..
ASDF..
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marks all over it?

Richdog · 14 Jun 2007 at 11:46

Using my keyboard I could probably take anything out.

Megahurtz400 · 14 Jun 2007 at 11:48

Yeh Mat, then id cover it in thermal paste and overclock it till it bsod.

knowledge123 said:
I want to cover you in thermal paste and overclock you till you BSOD ?

Gilly · 14 Jun 2007 at 11:49

Megahurtz400 said:
Could you tackle this Gilly?

Easy

G-MAN2004 · 14 Jun 2007 at 11:51

Blue Whale.

Mat · 14 Jun 2007 at 11:54

Gilly said:
Easy

Steal its bucket and the fight is half won