Saturday Joke!

mattyprice4004 · 28 Feb 2009 at 08:34

A man walks into a bar with a fish under his arm, and asks "Do you serve fish cakes?"

"No" the barman replies.

"That's a shame, because it's his birthday"

Mat · 28 Feb 2009 at 08:34

Out... now.

Cosmic182 · 28 Feb 2009 at 08:35

what he said ^

G18241 · 28 Feb 2009 at 08:38

mattyprice4004 · 28 Feb 2009 at 08:41

Mat said:
Out... now.

Shush, you love me.

And my awesome jokes!

Duke · 28 Feb 2009 at 08:45

Statistically... 9/11 Americans won't get this joke.

mattyprice4004 · 28 Feb 2009 at 08:50

Duke said:
Statistically... 9/11 Americans won't get this joke.

LOL!

Beerbaron · 28 Feb 2009 at 08:51

Duke said:
Statistically... 9/11 Americans won't get this joke.

davethe11 · 28 Feb 2009 at 09:16

carp joke

Nick1881 · 28 Feb 2009 at 09:29

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.

Cosimo · 28 Feb 2009 at 09:31

Leave before you are kicked out.

gillywibble · 28 Feb 2009 at 11:31

Duke said:
Statistically... 9/11 Americans won't get this joke.

Haha

tres · 28 Feb 2009 at 11:39

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people don't enj... never mind.

Maccy · 28 Feb 2009 at 11:58

Me - fail/facepalm/go get coat now/whatever else.

Girlfriend - likes it, you can have her!

A.N.Other · 28 Feb 2009 at 12:42

davethe11 said:
carp joke

Indeed. I codn't believe it, myself.

wiltonson · 28 Feb 2009 at 12:42

Duke said:
Statistically... 9/11 Americans won't get this joke.

That's good

Steve2000 · 28 Feb 2009 at 12:47

My wife likes it so it must be crap.

The Pat · 28 Feb 2009 at 12:48

mr_x_plosion said:
Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.

CliffyBiro · 28 Feb 2009 at 12:57

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

He bought a warehouse.

EffBee · 28 Feb 2009 at 15:09

davethe11 said:
carp joke

Are you being very clever or just can't type?