Saturday Joke!

Amnesia · 28 Feb 2009 at 15:10

shoot him

mattyprice4004 · 28 Feb 2009 at 15:11

Maccy said:
Me - fail/facepalm/go get coat now/whatever else.

Girlfriend - likes it, you can have her!

TTIUWP, and please sent it Recorded Delivery. Address in trust

[FnG]magnolia · 28 Feb 2009 at 15:11

It's handy that the fish had a human owner because he'd never remember his birthday on his own, would he?

:-|

MiNxYyY · 28 Feb 2009 at 15:15

The only joke i see is the poster

izzy eckerslike · 28 Feb 2009 at 15:25

Two drunks in the bar of the Titanic as it's sinking one says to the other "I've heard of ice in your drink but this is ridiculous"

MagicMalkin · 28 Feb 2009 at 15:27

Steve2000 said:
My wife likes it so it must be crap.

This made me laugh more than the actual joke.

MiNxYyY · 28 Feb 2009 at 15:29

Isnt it ironic that jade goody looks like an egg,shame shes going to be in a box for easter aswell.

steve-h · 28 Feb 2009 at 15:47

MiNxYyY said:
Isnt it ironic that jade goody looks like an egg,shame shes going to be in a box for easter aswell.

poorly told

Noel Gallagher · 1 Mar 2009 at 03:32

A Blue Whale produces 400 gallons of sperm every time he ejaculates and only 10% goes into his mate.Ever wondered why the sea tastes so salty?

...actually, thats not a joke! :O

Mr and Mrs Blobby are in bed, Mrs Blobby says "blib blob bobble blub bibbly bob blubbly blib!" Mr Blobby says "for ****s sake just swallow it!"

25 stone woman getting ready 4 a fancy dress party says 2 hubby "i have nothing to wear" ..he says "pull your flaps over your head and go as a sugar puff !

thread won.

Stewy · 1 Mar 2009 at 03:39

*reads thread*.....*dies a little inside*

Slinky1989 · 1 Mar 2009 at 03:43

I giggled at the first joke

Cosimo · 1 Mar 2009 at 10:04

When is someone going to post a joke?

Forget that it's Sunday.

Langlest · 10 Mar 2009 at 00:26

MiNxYyY said:
Isnt it ironic that jade goody looks like an egg,shame shes going to be in a box for easter aswell.

CliffyBiro · 10 Mar 2009 at 00:28

Langlest said:

ROFLMAO!

I'm going to hell.

M0T · 10 Mar 2009 at 00:42

skippi90 said:
ROFLMAO!

I'm going to hell.

Same

Noel Gallagher · 10 Mar 2009 at 01:17

skippi90 said:
ROFLMAO!

I'm going to hell.

LOL ME TOO!!

Amnesia · 10 Mar 2009 at 01:35

she will be waiting

Langlest · 10 Mar 2009 at 12:57

lol here is another

izzy eckerslike · 10 Mar 2009 at 14:01

Cancer is the 21st century plague & you're all at risk

CliffyBiro · 10 Mar 2009 at 14:02

izzy eckerslike said:
Cancer is the 21st century plague & you're all at risk

It's just a yolk.