Official bad joke thread

Angst · 12 May 2011 at 17:42

Well it seems like every week we have a new thread or two popping up full of bad jokes so i decided to create one place that we can lock them all away in.

I was in church the other day and in the middle of a prayer the lady next to me lit up a fag!
I was so shocked I nearly dropped my beer.

Murray · 12 May 2011 at 17:43

Joke*

Cleeecooo · 12 May 2011 at 17:45

joek? WTF? Is that meant to be a bad joke/joek?

I'm confused

Cosimo · 12 May 2011 at 17:49

We have a joek amongst us.

Begbie · 12 May 2011 at 17:50

Must be offical - it has starz!

TheCenturion · 12 May 2011 at 17:50

OP did not use the search function, we already have one of these threads

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17716675

Angst · 12 May 2011 at 17:52

Begbie said:
Must be offical - it has starz!

Of course

Cybermyk · 12 May 2011 at 17:53

My Mrs decided to tell me she didn't want to do any of the kinky sex stuff any more. I was so shocked I nearly spat her **** all over the kids bedroom.

Marshstyles · 12 May 2011 at 17:55

Begbie said:
Must be offical - it has starz!

Hehehe xD

godinman · 12 May 2011 at 17:58

Rubbish idea, I much prefer the 'Wednesday Joke' etc threads.

Participant · 12 May 2011 at 18:07

Well it's certainly bad. And that's official.

BRADDERS64 · 12 May 2011 at 18:10

Whats the difference between a Piano and a Fish?
Anyone can tune a Piano but no one can TunaFish.

Six6siX · 12 May 2011 at 18:14

BRADDERS64 said:
Whats the difference between a Piano and a Fish?
Anyone can tune a Piano but no one can TunaFish.

Also, a piano is a musical instrument and a fish is an aquatic animal.

twist3d0n3 · 12 May 2011 at 18:15

change thread title to official baed speelung throd

Dj_Jestar · 12 May 2011 at 18:17

twist3d0n3 said:
change thread title to official baed speelung throd

I bet you said that in the voice of Officer Crabtree, didn't you? DI'INT YA EH?

twist3d0n3 · 12 May 2011 at 18:21

actually i was thinking of that food thing posted in the random image thread

'mershed perderder' tehehehe

BRADDERS64 · 12 May 2011 at 18:22

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.

Shayper · 12 May 2011 at 18:30

Didn't I make this thread a while back?

Ah well...

What's green and invisible?

This cabbage.

Dj_Jestar · 12 May 2011 at 18:33

BRADDERS64 said:
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.

That got far more of a laugh out of me than it should have

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Official bad joke thread