over the top?

kwerk · 1 Jun 2011 at 05:14

I take a fair bit of pride in my lawn and lately I came up with the idea of buying some agricultural crop dye from a farm supply company and using it on my lawn. It's a bright blue dye you add to herbicide/pesticide/fertilizer to visually mark where you've sprayed. It breaks down after a few days on sunshine or rain. I've been spraying this herbicide that costs $800 a gallon so I don't want to waste it with overspray, and technically it's only supposed to be applied on golf courses so you have to be quite careful.

So basically I have a bright blue lawn for a few days after spraying. Would having to look at that bother you much if you were my neighbour? Is it excessive? I will be doing this 6 to 12 times a year depending on my current turf protocols.

tigerstyle · 1 Jun 2011 at 05:34

Yeah, I hear that sprinkling gold and diamonds over your lawn is good too.

Gaygle · 1 Jun 2011 at 06:27

You have too much money if you are seriously considering this.

Richie · 1 Jun 2011 at 06:28

kwerk said:
....depending on my current turf protocols.

Turf protocols?... Seriously, get out more.

Tefal · 1 Jun 2011 at 06:38

Personally I'd love a blue lawn.

How epic would electric blue grass be, sooner we can get rid of Greenpeace and get barely regulated genetic engineering legalised i will have my blue lawn.

Helveticat · 1 Jun 2011 at 06:42

That sounds awesome - do it and post pics!

Cosimo · 1 Jun 2011 at 06:44

I'd stop taking those drugs.

SeraphX · 1 Jun 2011 at 07:26

$800 a gallon and 6-8 times a year? i could show you better ways to waste money, like, give it to me

Deadbeat · 1 Jun 2011 at 07:46

Pics or it didn't happen. OP has not proven to be easily believable in the past.

Geeman1979 · 1 Jun 2011 at 07:49

Is this for real?

fiveub · 1 Jun 2011 at 07:53

Pictures or ban.

Or is this another lolkwerk thread.

lookitsjonno · 1 Jun 2011 at 07:54

i too would be interested in pics

Derek W · 1 Jun 2011 at 08:31

Is this the best you could come up with while you were suspended? Should have stuck with the provocative racist stuff its more your bag :rolleyes:

[FnG]magnolia · 1 Jun 2011 at 09:11

5UB said:
Pictures or ban.

Or is this another lolkwerk thread.

There are other forums where extravagant claims require photographic proof or the poster is probated/banned.

Now would be an ideal time to consider implementing this here

Marky · 1 Jun 2011 at 09:14

kwerk said:
depending on my current turf protocols.

Ahh man I almost literally burst out laughing then

Phew... close one

(at the office

)

eddiemcgarrigle · 1 Jun 2011 at 09:17

Do you live in Larkhall?

Antelopethy · 1 Jun 2011 at 09:17

kwerk's not even trying any more

J-FRO · 1 Jun 2011 at 09:24

Does your neighbour care about your thoughts when he plants those hideously ugly plants, the ones you dont like? Did he think about you when he did it? Possibly not, theres no reason you should worry about your neighbour not liking the look of a couple of patches of grass in your garden.

Vonhelmet · 1 Jun 2011 at 09:26

Come and mow my lawn.

233 · 1 Jun 2011 at 09:28

eddiemcgarrigle said:
Do you live in Larkhall?

twas my first thought

over the top?

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