over the top?

ntg · 1 Jun 2011 at 09:29

to all of those telling him to get out more:
the lawn is outside

to all of those thinking his "turf protocol" and assorted treatments are a waste of money:
I wonder how many of you have bought the latest cpu to bench it just to post your score on a forum.

I'm with you kwerk on the lawn thing, just post pics because it should look interesting.

Smithy0115 · 1 Jun 2011 at 09:33

lolkwerk. That is all.

TaKeN · 1 Jun 2011 at 09:38

$800 a gallon my *** hole.

Sure, some sprays are expensive, but I'm calling bs on that price. This is from someone with a farming background

Edrof · 1 Jun 2011 at 10:22

Kwerk, are you related to Karl Pilkington?

Sukh · 1 Jun 2011 at 10:23

We need pics of said lawn!

[TW]Sponge · 1 Jun 2011 at 10:32

He's at it again.

4T5 · 1 Jun 2011 at 10:34

kwerk said:
Is it excessive? I will be doing this 6 to 12 times a year depending on my current turf protocols.

If I was your neighbour I'd just think you were Mentals but it wouldn't bother me none.

Tefal · 1 Jun 2011 at 10:37

4T5 said:
If I was your neighbour I'd just think you were Mentals but it wouldn't bother me none.

I dunno the fact he's mental and carries a hand gun to children's play grounds might be a bit on the O.O side of things.

4T5 · 1 Jun 2011 at 10:44

@ Tefal. You'd get the ARV's after him & have him shot in the face wouldn't ya.

Jingo... · 1 Jun 2011 at 11:08

Ladies and Gentlemen, another classic thread from the person who previously brought you:

"Can black people grow beards?", the unforgetable "thoughts on bones?" and everybody's family favourite Smashed a car widow with my lawnmower.

Wizzfizz · 1 Jun 2011 at 11:30

This thread fails as I was expecting some talk on the Sly Stallone 80's classic.

Archy · 1 Jun 2011 at 11:31

Lolkwerk, disappointing!

matt_fsr · 1 Jun 2011 at 15:40

5UB said:
Pictures or ban.

I'll hold you to this

Just imagine OcUK without Kwerk... it'd almost make sense!

Begbie · 1 Jun 2011 at 15:47

eddiemcgarrigle said:
Do you live in Larkhall?

Couldn't see his neighbours complaining about his grass though!

More like doing the whole place the same!!

MikeHunt79 · 1 Jun 2011 at 15:59

I don't think you're neighbours will worry that much unless you start playing that Eiffel 65 tune repeatedly...

ng93 · 1 Jun 2011 at 16:22

matt_fsr said:
I'll hold you to this

Stormyx · 1 Jun 2011 at 17:20

jaybee · 1 Jun 2011 at 17:22

kwerk said:
I take a fair bit of pride in my lawn and ....

....that costs $800 a gallon so I don't want to waste it with overspray, and ......

I will be doing this 6 to 12 times a year depending on my current turf protocols.

Oh no you didn't ? ? ?

You are joking...right?

SeraphX · 1 Jun 2011 at 17:24

noticed the lack of comebacks lol poor Kwerky

Van Hellseek · 1 Jun 2011 at 17:27

Posting in the kwerk thread.