Guy microwaves his cat...

Nate Silvers · 30 Aug 2011 at 00:19

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2027821/Cat-survives-cooked-microwave-thug-Stephen-Stacey.html

Suprise surpise it's a CHAV wearing a 3 stripe hoody

Chives · 30 Aug 2011 at 00:20

if this story is true (never know with the DM) then this **** should be stuck in an oven himself and cooked to death

bloodiedathame · 30 Aug 2011 at 00:22

Cat was called "Come on then". Didn't bode well did it?

Aod · 30 Aug 2011 at 00:24

Disgraceful. i'm shocked the cat even survived, poor thing

i think the 16 week sentence should have been accompanied by something like a £7,000 fine :mad:

not that he'd ever pay it off. :mad:

Robbo · 30 Aug 2011 at 00:25

There are no words for what I would like to do to that 'man'. No words.

Fr0dders · 30 Aug 2011 at 00:26

Bit of a leap to say he must be a chav because he's using a hoodie to hide his face.

Hoodie seems the ideal thing to hide your shame in this instance ..

Be that as he may, he's still scum. Wonder what the long term implications are for the cat. Will it have brain damage etc.. ?

Chives · 30 Aug 2011 at 00:26

MrLOL said:
Bit of a leap to say he must be a chav because he's using a hoodie to hide his face.

Hoodie seems the ideal thing to hide your shame in this instance ..

Be that as he may, he's still scum. Wonder what the long term implications are for the car. Will it have brain damage etc.. ?

Addidas all court hoodies are almost always worn by chavs

Tummy · 30 Aug 2011 at 00:27

Eddietop · 30 Aug 2011 at 00:27

wow glad that it survived, didn't think any living creature could after even a few seconds in a microwave.

Dandaman · 30 Aug 2011 at 00:28

why would you even do such a thing ?

Its sick and just completely and utterly wrong

Swifty123 · 30 Aug 2011 at 00:28

He called the cat "Come on then" wut....

Tummy · 30 Aug 2011 at 00:29

Eddietop said:
wow glad that it survived, didn't think any living creature could after even a few seconds in a microwave.

You should get in one and see if hoomans will be alright.

d_brennen · 30 Aug 2011 at 00:30

Double sentence for those attending court in sports ware imo. What a waste of skin.

icedbullet · 30 Aug 2011 at 00:32

What a useless sack of **** that guy is

Aod · 30 Aug 2011 at 00:32

MrLOL said:
Bit of a leap to say he must be a chav because he's using a hoodie to hide his face.

Hoodie seems the ideal thing to hide your shame in this instance ..

Be that as he may, he's still scum. Wonder what the long term implications are for the cat. Will it have brain damage etc.. ?

Hmmmm:

Stacey, who had been drinking all day

unemployed Stacey

He can't blame the fact that he said he was drunk at the time.

He is facing this with great trepidation as she is only 17

sounds like a fine upstanding gentleman.
That aside, the cat will suffer horribly from this in the long term. significantly increased chance of cancers of all sorts, as well as likelyhood of haemorrhages, heart, kidney and liver failure, and probably mental faculty loss much earlier than normal for a cat. it's also almost certain that this poor cat will suffer a significant loss of eyesight much earlier than would otherwise be normal

Tummy · 30 Aug 2011 at 00:34

Wait, WHAT? Stacey is a man?

FabienO · 30 Aug 2011 at 00:35

Based on average human.

ear drum rupture - in approx 100 sec
lungs rapture - +- 130 sec
Bowls rutpre - +- 150 sec
Eyes Popped out - 200 Sec
Kidney rupture - 300 Sec
Heart Failure - 500 Sec
brain dies - 1000 sec
skin starts to melt - 700+ sec

Cat being much smaller. Well you can imagine.

This guy microwaved a cat for scratching him. What will he do when his newborn child is screaming at night for attention? The fact his GF is pregnant is a reason to keep him in jail longer.

GreatAuk · 30 Aug 2011 at 00:36

At least it wasn't a furby.

Philtor · 30 Aug 2011 at 00:36

Saddens me that some people are sick enough to do this to an animal. That guy has serious issues...

Tummy · 30 Aug 2011 at 00:38

FabienO said:
Based on average human.

ear drum rupture - in approx 100 sec
lungs rapture - +- 130 sec
Bowls rutpre - +- 150 sec
Eyes Popped out - 200 Sec
Kidney rupture - 300 Sec
Heart Failure - 500 Sec
brain dies - 1000 sec
skin starts to melt - 700+ sec

Cat being much smaller. Well you can imagine.

This guy microwaved a cat for scratching him. What will he do when his newborn child is screaming at night for attention? The fact his GF is pregnant is a reason to keep him in jail longer.

Seriously after 700 seconds skin would melt? :eek:

Wait, is this a 850 W or one of the lower power ones?