Older women

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Cougars are the best..until you take an actual Aerobics Instructor who is twice your age, for a picnic at Windsor Great Park for a first date and they decide that it's a good idea to get talkative, (mouthy...oral..?)..in front of every family that is having a nice, decent day out with their kids in the sun, so that you have to drag them off to the long grass instead.

It's especially nice when they almost crash their Volvo into the car in front on the journey home because they can't keep their eyes on the road, or when they tell their daughters that they are having an affair so that when you call up they know not to tell 'daddy' that it's that particular man on the phone...

Too much information...?

Unless they are free, stick to women your own age. Trust me...
 
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