Older women

Dirk said:
Cougars are the best..until you take an actual Aerobics Instructor who is twice your age, for a picnic at Windsor Great Park for a first date and they decide that it's a good idea to get talkative, (mouthy...oral..?)..in front of every family that is having a nice, decent day out with their kids in the sun, so that you have to drag them off to the long grass instead.

It's especially nice when they almost crash their Volvo into the car in front on the journey home because they can't keep their eyes on the road, or when they tell their daughters that they are having an affair so that when you call up they know not to tell 'daddy' that it's that particular man on the phone...

Too much information...?

Unless they are free, stick to women your own age. Trust me...
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Scarred much?
 
awaybreaktoday said:
I am looking for 40 - 59 age range....
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Grab a granny night? Or a bet or something?

Anyway try a weatherspoons pub or Oneils - the one in Angel has a dance floor and is open till 2am.

Yates in Leicester Square is essentially a club/bar and also seems to be frequented by chav girls both old and young - might well end up with a mother/daughter combo in that place.
 
My husband nephew(he is 22 now)has been dating a woman 15 years older than himself for the last 4 years. His mothers husband is 10 years younger.

still needs this
 
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scottmuir424 said:
good advice dirk play safe :)
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steve-h said:
strong respect for their dad LOL. sounds fun.
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Seriously, i was 22 she was 44. She picked me up in a club! When i took her to the 'long grass' she 'needed to go to the toilet'...so she did...right there, in front of me!

When the guy who was walking his dog was getting fleeting glimpses of a pair of bouncing breasts above the grass, it was "bless him, he's trying not to look...". Right, the fact that your naked top-half keeps appearing at eye-level is all his fault, yes?

The fact that my yelling 'STOP...' at the red light had nothing to do with the later decision that it might be a good idea to end the relationship, or the fact that the Volvo had such good brakes that i had a bruise on my shin for 3 weeks following that incident from my leg flying into the dashboard!

Nor was it the fact that upon calling for the first time, not only do i get a female voice, but i get a young female voice. "Errr, can i speak to Susan please...."

"Oh you must be Mike...i'll just get her for you..."

This from her 13 yo daughter!

I'm thinking, wtf..?, she told her daughter already....?

Needless to say, as fit and vital as she was, i was the perfect example of a 'pussy' and used the first excuse i could come up with to ditch her for somebody my own age. If i met her now...? I would be so damned lucky! :)
 
Dirk said:
Cougars are the best..until you take an actual Aerobics Instructor who is twice your age, for a picnic at Windsor Great Park for a first date and they decide that it's a good idea to get talkative, (mouthy...oral..?)..in front of every family that is having a nice, decent day out with their kids in the sun, so that you have to drag them off to the long grass instead.

It's especially nice when they almost crash their Volvo into the car in front on the journey home because they can't keep their eyes on the road, or when they tell their daughters that they are having an affair so that when you call up they know not to tell 'daddy' that it's that particular man on the phone...

Too much information...?

Unless they are free, stick to women your own age. Trust me...
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Holy ****, I've been seeing a married woman 14 years older then me for the last 7 months and it's exactly as you described. Totally worth it thou.
 
I must carry some Victorian morals or something but cheating on someone is disgusting.

Also going out with someone who is double your age is also disgusting.
 
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