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Hi team! If I am breathless it is on account of BIG CHRISTMAS ENERGY and not because - what even is 'a panting fiend'? Today I recount* why. Cliff notes: !Christmas! Crystalmas was invented by the Romans because they kept forgetting which day of the year it was and they were rock hard for an...

Not that impressed, how are they going to sell merch from this?

Let's be having them @Feek and @mrk :) I'll start off this terrible thread. Why does Father Christmas have no children?