02:49 Monday Joke

[Margaret]

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says ‘What the hell was that all about?"

 

[tntcoder]

:/

 

[Ghosteh]

Well, at least it's only the start of the week, the jokes can only get better now .

 

[m@rty]

terrible

 

[GarethDW]

Did you make that up yourself...?

 

[PureAppleJuice]

Haha raised a dry smile!

 

[Zip]

Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?


It ran out of Juice

 

[rah^]

o boy seems we are in for a good week \o/

 

[CyZMyAssBaby]

What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley
Davidson motorcycle?


I'm bone to be wild!

 

[Zip]

What did one Candle Say to the other candle?


Are you going out tonight?

 

[CyZMyAssBaby]

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

When you open Windows it won't work!

 

[Acolyte]

Haha some crackers here

 

[colinuk]

Haha some crackers here

More like some of them are out of crackers!

 

[alexakasloth]

Couldn't help but laugh at that

 

[SiriusB]

Well, at least it's only the start of the week, the jokes can only get better now .

Thus far you have been completely wrong...

 

[tres]

i liked the snail joke

 

[Zip]

Did you hear about the Dyslexic Angler?

He managed to land a giant Crap.



Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp??

He bought a warehouse

 

[J1234]

OH DEAR GOD.

 

[Zip]

OH DEAR GOD.

Did you hear about the Insomniac Dyslexic?

He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog

 

[hamesy]

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says ‘What the hell was that all about?"