Soldato
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He's supposed to be agnostic too!Did you hear about the Insomniac Dyslexic?
He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog
02:49 Monday Joke
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A rabbit walks into a pub goes up to the bar and asks.
"You got any tarpaulin?" the bartender slightly confused reply's.
"No this is a pub we don't sell tarpaulin." The rabbit then leaves. The next day the rabbit comes back and asks the same question this time the bartender replys
"Look I told you yesterday this is a pub we don't sell tarpaulin." The rabbit leaves and comes back the next day and asks the same question again the bartender now rather furious shouts
"LOOK I'VE TOLD YOU MORE THAN ENOUGH TIMES NOW WE DON'T HAVE ANY NEXT TIME YOU COME IN AND ASK I'LL NAIL TOUR PAWS TO THE BAR!" The rabbit then leaves. The next day the rabbit comes in and goes to the bar and asks
"You Got any nails?" The bartender then reply's
"No..."
"Good" says the rabbit
"You got any tarpaulin!"
"You got any tarpaulin?" the bartender slightly confused reply's.
"No this is a pub we don't sell tarpaulin." The rabbit then leaves. The next day the rabbit comes back and asks the same question this time the bartender replys
"Look I told you yesterday this is a pub we don't sell tarpaulin." The rabbit leaves and comes back the next day and asks the same question again the bartender now rather furious shouts
"LOOK I'VE TOLD YOU MORE THAN ENOUGH TIMES NOW WE DON'T HAVE ANY NEXT TIME YOU COME IN AND ASK I'LL NAIL TOUR PAWS TO THE BAR!" The rabbit then leaves. The next day the rabbit comes in and goes to the bar and asks
"You Got any nails?" The bartender then reply's
"No..."
"Good" says the rabbit
"You got any tarpaulin!"
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Oh dear lol!
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