1.0 ltr chav driven corsa

rG-tom said:
driving up the m6 yesterday with 3 of my basketball team, i was in the slow lane as i was leadin the way for someone else, and some chavs in a bubble shape rover slowly overtook with their fingers up....i mean wtf :S why?! would've loved for it to happen on a road where pulling over was possible, i was the smallest person in the car at 6'4 and 15 stone, other three were 6'6 6'7 and 6'9, with the following car having a 6'6 beast, 6'5 and a couple of athletic 6 footers :p would've been worth it to see their faces :/

Tom.

Are you in some sort of Giants Club or something :p
 
Lol i had some the other day giving me a hard time, i am only a new driver, but i consider myself to be careful and a decent driver, anyway i am coming down parkway from sheffield, and i am leaving it to go onto the roundabout onto the m1, in front of me i am leaving a decent gap, a gap i would say i felt comfortable with..

Next thing, the lights start to change and we all set off, at the very last minute 3 chavs in a mondeo pull in front of me, obviously he thought he was too good to que like everyone else, i only just manage to avoid hitting him, and raise my hands in disbelief at him, the next thing i am getting the finger off him and he pulls halfway across the roundabout, and simply stops, and turns round and glares at me, you can imagine the chaos this is causing, cars are backing up behind me and nobody can get round the roundabout, in the end he moved, but jesus, some people, how they are allowed on our roads i will never know...
 
panthro said:
Are you in some sort of Giants Club or something :p


lol :) everyone in my car has played for england at some point at basketball, and my team is the best (well we'll find out next weekend if they are, but we've won the cup / league like 4 years in a row) in the country @ junior level, and size helps a bit :p

Tom.
 
Should'nt have pulled in, should have just let them go head on into oncoming traffic, world would be a better place with less of that scum about.
 
LoadsaMoney said:
Should'nt have pulled in, should have just let them go head on into oncoming traffic, world would be a better place with less of that scum about.

What about the oncoming people, its not their fault?

You can be the better driver, and quite possibly save their lives.

No need to lower yourself to their level.
 
I find the best way of dispatching them is to (when the road allows) act like your going to let them past, the boot it. they in their chav wagon then get so embarressed that they will pull in behind and get off your bumper, more fun way of shutting them up in my experience. (queue the "thats dangerous/stupid" replies, well so is being a chav and being a ****.
 
How some of them get their license I don't know. What's more annoying is they give most of us around that age a really bad driving repuation :/. I'd consider myself pretty courteous, letting almost any driver in if theres plenty of room to do it, (bar those in chavmobiles :p). Pitty with all the 1l crew around no one knows this.
 
yep, they wreck it for the rest of us who want to enjoy driving in a sensible (not slow there is a difference) manner. They make up a pretty decent proportion of the scum of the earth and they are multiplying!
 
Oakesy2001uk said:
yep, they wreck it for the rest of us who want to enjoy driving in a sensible (not slow there is a difference) manner. They make up a pretty decent proportion of the scum of the earth and they are multiplying!

They are multiplying so quick because like most sensible people they dont wear condoms :(
 
Oblivious said:
What about the oncoming people, its not their fault?

You can be the better driver, and quite possibly save their lives.

No need to lower yourself to their level.

Oh yeah good point that, you did the sensible thing then, don't want any innocents killed by such scum.
 
had a similar problem a while ago,

traffic lights were red so i pulled up in the slow lane behind afew cars.. then the lights change, so a saxo two cars behind me decides the queue of people are taking too long to get going after the lights change, so he pulls into the 'fast' lane causing a saab to slam on the brakes, who flashes him and uses his horn... by this time the lane im in is moving

so it comes to the point where the two lanes join about 100 yards after the lights and this saxo decides to pull into a gap which really wasn’t there right in front of me... so i let him know my dissatisfaction with his general driving ability then he stands on the brakes and the two people in the back spun round one with a smooth wrist action which has obviously been perfected during his sad little life and the other with a cute little bird attached in between his index and fourth finger... how nice.
 
Back
Top Bottom