10 Reasons why you should have a geek as your boyfriend

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10 Reasons why you should have a geek as your boyfriend

  1. They are so busy with their Computers that they don’t have all the time in the world to think about other girls. Thus, they won’t ditch you for any other girl. So, you don’t need to be unsecured.
  2. They are technically sound! In this age of technology, they can work with any given gadget. So, if you happen to mess up with a gizmo, they can fix it for you with ease. So, No wasting money on repairing gadgets.
  3. They are intelligent and they know what they are talking about. So, you don’t need to act as if you are convinced, when you are actually not! They can explain everything what they are talking about[mostly with solid proofs]. They can impress your parents or any other knowledgeable person with their wisdom and knowledge, not like any other Sexy looking loser.
  4. In this Computer-based world, Geeks are greatly in demand for Jobs. So, they earn quite well or are bound to make good money in the future. So, No future worries!
  5. You don’t need to wear good clothes and have a facial done every 2 weeks. They don’t really care about how you look, as far as they are sure that you love them. Some of them may talk about your looks, but it is not really in their nature.
  6. They will give you a gift which you can show-off to the world. Mostly, the gifts would be like the latest Apple iPod or the newest Mobile phone in the market. It may also be a lovely website with the photos of you and him linking to geeky poems which will be difficult for you to understand.(but that’s okay!). You don’t need to hide their gifts from everyone as they are not going to be Sexy looking “Undies”.
  7. If he goes missing, you don’t need worry about Police arresting him for misbehavior, after boozing on the streets! You can find him in some electronic Superstore geeking around with the latest MacBook.
  8. They don’t really have any dressing sense. So, you can always try and convince him on which clothes to buy. You surely have the upper hand when it comes to knowing about the latest fashion trends. And, they will obey your command quietly without asking to many questions, when it comes to the Fashion part.
  9. They are loyal to you as they are to their Laptop! When they say that they need you more than the RAM in their Desktop, they really mean that they love you and need you for their life!
  10. Even though their sense of romance is quite different, let me tell you…They are really good in Bed! (you need to accept this without any logical proof!)
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10 put in bold by request of Le Petit Lapin ;)

Sounds about right :D
 
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Most geeks dont use apple
Most geeks don't like laptops
Most geeks will jump on anything that's offered
Most geeks are drinkers (Culture of payment in booze)
No geek would do something he probably is sick of doing at work in his free time (webdesign)

Seriously what silly bint is that aimed at?
 
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xJcBx said:
Basically every geek has a Macbook, iPod or iPhone now. Appart from the true Windoze Fanboys.
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Bah, brand means nothing. If you haven't cut a part of your hand on an old PC case you're not a geek. Anyone claiming otherwise is merely a poser! (yes, this attitude is most likely why this list will never help me, oh well! :D)
 
Sparky__H said:
Most geeks dont use apple
Most geeks don't like laptops
Most geeks will jump on anything that's offered
Most geeks are drinkers (Culture of payment in booze)
No geek would do something he probably is sick of doing at work in his free time (webdesign)

Seriously what silly bint is that aimed at?
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Most devs I know use Macs as they're *nix based and therefore work in a modular, geeky manner (which is useful). Also, the laptop assertion is also tenuous, if you have a highly tuned OS, you don't want to use another, ever, wherever you are.
 
Lightnix said:
If you haven't cut a part of your hand on an old PC case you're not a geek.
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FFS.
What if you've cut your hand and your foot and your head getting stupid old PC's out of the loft and falling down the stairs with it :D

Uber Geek To The Rescue ^^
 
Burnsy2023 said:
Also, the laptop assertion is also tenuous, if you have a highly tuned OS, you don't want to use another, ever, wherever you are.
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This is so true. I can't stand working on other people's computers/laptops, doesn't feel/react the same way as my own.

Edit: May have misinterpreted what you said a little.
 
Lightnix said:
Bah, brand means nothing. If you haven't cut a part of your hand on an old PC case you're not a geek. Anyone claiming otherwise is merely a poser! (yes, this attitude is most likely why this list will never help me, oh well! :D)
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The day they exchanged large blocks of smooth extruded copper/aluminium, for heat pipes and stacks of 0.1mm thick blades of death was both a sad and joyous day for geeks :(



looks like you've been mauled by wolverine's cat :(
 
Burnsy2023 said:
Most devs I know use Macs as they're *nix based and therefore work in a modular, geeky manner (which is useful). Also, the laptop assertion is also tenuous, if you have a highly tuned OS, you don't want to use another, ever, wherever you are.
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My comments are mostly aimed at support rather then development.
 
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