13 year old dad....isnt

FTM · 26 Mar 2009 at 14:55

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-st...lfie-patten-is-not-the-daddy-115875-21227974/

no real suprise...more of a max clifford money spinner methinks

Marky · 26 Mar 2009 at 14:56

Hehe read this in The Mirror this morning

Apparently the mother has slept with "half a dozen" boys at her school, and any one of them could be the father

Neodite · 26 Mar 2009 at 14:57

OWNED...

Girl deservs a dam good slap. What a tart

Azagoth · 26 Mar 2009 at 14:57

Talk about being 'the school bike'!

Reginald · 26 Mar 2009 at 14:58

slapper

Viper² · 26 Mar 2009 at 14:59

Oh dear.

JIM_BOB7813 · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:00

FTM said:
no real suprise...more of a max clifford money spinner methinks

Agreed, they must have made a pretty penny.

Cosimo · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:01

The result will be a blow to Alfie who was “devastated” by the boys’ claims and “adored” Maisie.

Poor Alfie, no more fame and fortune for the thirteen year old, Chantelle has had her legs wide open too many times.

Anyone from here admitting to be the father, it’s money for old rope.

Noel Gallagher · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:01

i lold

A.N.Other · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:01

Azagoth said:
Talk about being 'the school bike'!

Indeed. Pedal pedal.

Quite funny, none the less. Poor old Alfie :eek:

V4NT0M · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:03

Dad-of-ten Dennis

ffs

FreeStream · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:03

Her parents must be completely embarrassed!

Totally shocking tho!

Neodite · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:03

JIM_BOB7813 said:
Agreed, they must have made a pretty penny.

It was in the news somewhere, and yes they did make quite abit of money out of it

iamdjdz · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:06

She wasn't even good looking for a 15 year old, sucks to be one of the boys.

Ciphon · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:06

Alfie insisted: “I am the only boyfriend Chantelle’s had and we’ve been together two years. I must be the dad. When she found out she was having a baby, I asked her, ‘Am I the dad?’ and she went, ‘Yeah’, so I believe her.”

Thank god! Cut his nuts off now! Maybe close off her "parts" too.

Von Smallhausen · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:08

It seems that if all the todger young Chantelle has had was put in a line, one could make a handrail around the Isle of Wight.

Neodite · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:08

So when are we going to see the story about how many STD's poor little alfie has

Rybo89 · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:09

that kid is a legend

Le_Petit_Lapin · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:09

Chantelle became pregnant aged 14 after she “forgot to take” her contraceptive pill last May.

14 year olds shouldn't need to be on contraceptive pills.

BogEyes · 26 Mar 2009 at 15:11

iamdjdz said:
She wasn't even good looking for a 15 year old, sucks to be one of the boys.

What are you talking about.

Shes a catch!