:(

[Housey]

Barns Wallis is to blame.

 

[cainer]

the kids missed a trick tbh, in my day we would have also egged the crashed OP

 

[ianh]

Maybe the kids thought you could do with a break from all the pedalling as you looked a bit tyred.

 

[Ayahuasca]

 

[Hedge]

Sometimes I think you need to just roll with it.

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

So far not a goodyear for the OP.

I see what you did there

 

[teenwolf]

hahaha

 

[Craig321]

Funniest thing I've heard all day. Thanks OP

 

[George Hincapie]

Spectacular fail by the OP, who should have pulled a Peter Sagan-esque wheely, then hopped over them to victory.

 

[qqg3]

I'm glad my misfortune is keeping you ugly lot entertained. But seriously, tires are heavy, not cool.

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

I'm glad my misfortune is keeping you ugly lot entertained. But seriously, tires are heavy, not cool.

Tires are heavily tiring

 

[Junglist]

I must admit, that is certainly well played by the little *****. You'll look back on this in a few weeks and see it from their side

 

[Participant]

So this is why everyone calls you Michelin Man op. I thought it was because you're fat.

 

[Akagi]

So far not a goodyear for the OP.

Winner!

 

[Sayso]

the kids missed a trick tbh, in my day we would have also egged the crashed OP

+1

 

[Soundood]

 

[kaiowas]

OP's location suggests he's in the US. Is this a Federal offence over there?

 

[Malevolence]

To be fair OP, you should be thankful that they weren't doused in petrol and set alight first.

 

[Jamauk]

Did they have decent tread on them? If they did you could have probably sold them = profit!

 

[Tom0]

Hahahaha.