2006 Australian Grand Prix - Race 3/18
- Thread starter Flibster
- Start date
Alonso
heidfeld
Raikkonen
Button
R.Schumacher
Montoya
Fisichella
Villeneuve
Liuzzi
Barrichello
Coulthard
Speed
Monteiro
Albers
Sato
Ide
Retirements
M.Schumacher - Accident
Webber - Car failure
Klien - Accident
Trulli - Collision
Rosberg - Collision
Massa - Collision/Accident
heidfeld
Raikkonen
Button
R.Schumacher
Montoya
Fisichella
Villeneuve
Liuzzi
Barrichello
Coulthard
Speed
Monteiro
Albers
Sato
Ide
Retirements
M.Schumacher - Accident
Webber - Car failure
Klien - Accident
Trulli - Collision
Rosberg - Collision
Massa - Collision/Accident
The quote below in response to a direct question to Ron about Ronspeak is a classic in itself:
Let me help you learn a new language in ten minutes. McLaren boss Ron Dennis has a legendary way of over-complicating even the most simple of sentences. We’ve taken some well-known sayings and phrases and using our P-F1 language filter, converted them to Ronspeak. Delight your friends and family by showing them how much you know about Ronspeak.
RON ON FAMILIAR SAYINGS:
“Optimise all visual parameters before making a transit between a stationary position and vertical motion.
...Look before you leap.
“A forward cranial motion will convey a similar message to the temporary obscuration of a single visual sensor.”
...A nod’s as good as a wink
“There is no advantage to be gained from displaying lachrymose sentiment over accidentally displaced dairy products.”
...Don’t cry over spilt milk
“Sudden unexpected precipitation is destined to arrive in over-abundant and unmanageable quantities.”
...It never rains but it pours
“When there is no transfer of funds involved in the transaction, it’s unwise to make an oral equine examination.”
...Don’t look a gifthorse in the mouth
RON'S CLASSIC MOMENTS FROM THE MOVIES
"With all due respect, I reject outright your point of view on this particular issue."
Gone With The Wind - ‘Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn’
"If analysed by use of metpahor, the human condition can be compared to a random assembly of confectionary"
Forest Gump - ‘Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.’
"If you wish, you may continue and produce a satisfying outcome to this 24-hour period."
Dirty Harry - ‘Go ahead, make my day’
"The minimum requirement was to remove the passenger access device without compromising the structure of the vehicle using excessive amounts of explosive material!"
The Italian Job - ‘I only told you to blow the bloody doors off’
"Considering the large variety and numeracy of licensed premises available, it’s curious that the nature of random choice should bring you to this one."
Casablanca - ‘Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, you should walk into mine.’
RON DOES BEATLES SONGS
Beatles: Baby You Can Drive My Car
Ron: Baby You Can Drive My Technical Package
Beatles: Eight Days A Week
Ron: The average McLaren working week
Let me help you learn a new language in ten minutes. McLaren boss Ron Dennis has a legendary way of over-complicating even the most simple of sentences. We’ve taken some well-known sayings and phrases and using our P-F1 language filter, converted them to Ronspeak. Delight your friends and family by showing them how much you know about Ronspeak.
RON ON FAMILIAR SAYINGS:
“Optimise all visual parameters before making a transit between a stationary position and vertical motion.
...Look before you leap.
“A forward cranial motion will convey a similar message to the temporary obscuration of a single visual sensor.”
...A nod’s as good as a wink
“There is no advantage to be gained from displaying lachrymose sentiment over accidentally displaced dairy products.”
...Don’t cry over spilt milk
“Sudden unexpected precipitation is destined to arrive in over-abundant and unmanageable quantities.”
...It never rains but it pours
“When there is no transfer of funds involved in the transaction, it’s unwise to make an oral equine examination.”
...Don’t look a gifthorse in the mouth
RON'S CLASSIC MOMENTS FROM THE MOVIES
"With all due respect, I reject outright your point of view on this particular issue."
Gone With The Wind - ‘Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn’
"If analysed by use of metpahor, the human condition can be compared to a random assembly of confectionary"
Forest Gump - ‘Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.’
"If you wish, you may continue and produce a satisfying outcome to this 24-hour period."
Dirty Harry - ‘Go ahead, make my day’
"The minimum requirement was to remove the passenger access device without compromising the structure of the vehicle using excessive amounts of explosive material!"
The Italian Job - ‘I only told you to blow the bloody doors off’
"Considering the large variety and numeracy of licensed premises available, it’s curious that the nature of random choice should bring you to this one."
Casablanca - ‘Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, you should walk into mine.’
RON DOES BEATLES SONGS
Beatles: Baby You Can Drive My Car
Ron: Baby You Can Drive My Technical Package
Beatles: Eight Days A Week
Ron: The average McLaren working week