heres the thing- i want a new oblivion4 disc (because it raped my last one), i want a working xb360 which wont attempt to decapitate me with an ejected spinning disc, and I want a disc drive which dosnt sound like a boeing 777 is about to land short of the runway into my back yard. Now what can I do to achieve these aims???? Please!!!!!!
In all honesty (even the most ardent fans of the 360 will admit this) the hardware side of things is hit and miss. You cannot guarantee that you will get a unit not affected by the "problems" you have listed as they are all commonish complaints on a lot of 360s.
1) The noise issue, whilst subjective, most people will admit can be an issue for others, even if not for themselves.
2) The scratching disc issue, whilst not as common as RROD etc does still occur and MS have acknowledged this (There is a disc replacement scheme, but Oblivion would be exempt as it is not published by MS studios).
3) I am not aware of this shooting discs cross *** room issue you describe, maybe that is a one off you have been unlucky with. I am sure we would have heard more scare stories by now if it was common place!!! ("360 decapitated my Son!" etc).
Return your console and hope pot luck you don't get one that has all these issues or sell your console and buy a Wii or PS3 if that floats your boat.
No-one can give you a concrete guarantee your replacement will be better (even if it is one of the newer models), But in your position it sounds like the only way to guarantee yourself a different 360 is to take the £150 refund and buy a brand spanking new one (you will have to pay a bit more on top) and buy from a high street shop (for peace of mind in the future).
The one thing that gets my goat recently is people who complain about issues on the 360 or the ps3. Both are documented extensively yet people still buy them then complain about issues that have been openly acknowledged for ages, and are discussed on this forum daily!!
(Not having a go at you, as everyone has a right to complain when they receive a bad product/service, but all it takes is a bit of research).
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