40

[Skiddley]

20year old bit on the side

 

[Yaayuh!]

Am thinking of getting a motorbike

Do it.

 

[teenwolf]

do it

 

[Hades]

I wish I was this young

 

[Iron-man]

do it

Agree with this deffo a nice machine

 

[Avenged7Fold]

I think thats more of a young persons thing, at 40 you should pop into your local skinhead social club and start bashing foreigners.

 

[linktoinsanity]

Happy birthday old timer.

 

[Maccapacca]

10 bottles of champagne
5g of coke
2 dirty hookers
1 hotel room

 

[Avenged7Fold]

^
New lyrics to the 12 days of Christmas?

With 'now that i'm in my fooooortiiesss' being the end line of each chorus

 

[EdGey]

Buy a hot hatch.

 

[GinG]

Do it, Every time I swing my leg over one of my bikes it makes me feel 17 again.

I thought you normally refer to them as your 'Doris'?

 

[UTmaniac]

Should have a school leaver join your place of employment anyday, who has just completed GCSEs, with whom you can have an affair.

 

[randal]

You are probably too young for a 'vinyl comeback', but happy birthday anyway.

Good luck finding a hooker that still does that.

 

[G-MAN2004]

Sell everything you own and travel the world. It's the one thing no one seems to do, but everyone wishes they did.

 

[Guest2]

Sell everything you own and travel the world. It's the one thing no one seems to do, but everyone wishes they did.

This. Combined with coke and hookers in other countries (SWIM said)

 

[Sankari]

How DARE you

I dare because I own an Alfa Romeo 156.

 

[swillsy]

Join isis

I loled

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

On 2/6/16, PapaLazaru (from GD) turns 40 and is looking for a motorbike.

Also on 2/6/16, lulatalula (from AIBU) turns 40 and is looking for clothes.

PapaLazaru is the same person as lulatalula and is looking for clothes.

 

[Clum]

Buy 22 year old Russian bride. Convince yourself you are 22. Believe the lie.

 

[Redz]

Do it, Every time I swing my leg over one of my bikes it makes me feel 17 again.

Thought I was still in the worst date thread for a second.