40th birthday present

Skidder · 7 Nov 2014 at 11:23

My wife is giving me (I think unfairly) a hard time as I can't think of anything I want for my 40th birthday. I don't particularly need or want anything and I am just not fussed.

Other than bum sechs, any suggestions of what I should tell her.

the shadow · 7 Nov 2014 at 11:24

benjii · 7 Nov 2014 at 11:25

Oculus rift. Also, what's the point if she's asking you? Give her a hard time for not knowing you better.

Redgie · 7 Nov 2014 at 11:26

A holiday? An experience day? A book about not being boring

?

Gogl · 7 Nov 2014 at 11:28

A train set.

Skidder · 7 Nov 2014 at 11:28

Redgie said:
A holiday? An experience day? A book about not being boring ?

I am giving myself a snowboarding tour of Japan (again)

not particularly for my birthday, it's just what I like doing

GinG · 7 Nov 2014 at 11:39

Oral?

porushinobu · 7 Nov 2014 at 11:44

Skidder said:
I am giving myself a snowboarding tour of Japan (again) not particularly for my birthday, it's just what I like doing

*jealous*

Castiel · 7 Nov 2014 at 11:50

Skidder said:
My wife is giving me (I think unfairly) a hard time as I can't think of anything I want for my 40th birthday. I don't particularly need or want anything and I am just not fussed.

Other than bum sechs, any suggestions of what I should tell her.

I was the same, so she bought me a really nice watch...which while I didn't need one or particularly want one at the time of asking, I cherish regardless.

Redz · 7 Nov 2014 at 11:52

Butt plug?

arc@css · 7 Nov 2014 at 11:54

+1 for bum sechs.

Cosimo · 7 Nov 2014 at 12:09

Another vote for a watch.

antijoke · 7 Nov 2014 at 12:09

Gift cards? I'm sure he'll hook up a fellow forum goer.

FloppyPoppy · 7 Nov 2014 at 12:19

Watch is a good call

covenantuk · 7 Nov 2014 at 12:22

A nice mechanical watch, then ask for an upgrade on your 50th

Skidder · 7 Nov 2014 at 12:25

I collect/assemble watches so always appreciate them but my wife isn't working while the kids are small so I wouldn't want her to spend a great deal (although there are plenty of great inexpensive options)

Skidder · 7 Nov 2014 at 12:25

Redz said:
Butt plug?

For mine or her's?

LordSplodge · 7 Nov 2014 at 12:30

Skidder said:
For mine or her's?

For both of you.

Skidder · 7 Nov 2014 at 12:36

LordSplodge said:
For both of you.

I don't want anything up my bottom but I hate to be a killjoy.

chief barker · 7 Nov 2014 at 12:45

Skidder said:
I don't want anything up my bottom but I hate to be a killjoy.

Skidder said:
Other than bum sechs, any suggestions of what I should tell her.

But you asked for it in your OP