Robert.
Happy 40th - make the most of it as you will soon find out 60 is only 20 yrs away.
I have past my 2nd 40th and if I had known then on the first one I would have asked for cash.
I would buy myself a moblity scooter but a posh one -Saw bloke on one in morrisons a few yrs ago and it was as big as a small quad bike - Cowhorn handle bars with leather tassles - pair of leather paniers on back with tassles -spot lights -horns - a real hells angel..
Next stock up on underpants -one day the wife will say "I am not WASHING" those. bin em and get new pair out.
Vasline - the day is coming when you are sitting there squeezing your head and a blob on your finger pushed up is great relief.
Stock loo rolls as you will be wiping both sides -if not you get that wet patch at front.
Also get a small hair trimmer as you will find you will be unable to find uncle dick in the undergrowth.
Find what clothes you like and buy loads as you tend to wear the same things day in day out.
Now good stuff -Stock up on your spirits -Whiskey/brandy vodka etc because you will find your pension goes up by single figures but inflation goes up double figures.
I do hope this has helped you all - These are the things your parents never tell you what is just around the corner.
20 yrs goes by in a flash.
Once again Happy birthday to everyone who has reached the magic downhill number. They never called me Mr Happy for nothing.



