52 stone

sihart25 · 1 Dec 2011 at 17:20

Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale

Crowort · 1 Dec 2011 at 17:23

Efour2 said:
i have the strangest boner right now.

Quote from her son when he washes her?

4T5 · 1 Dec 2011 at 17:25

I bet she takes the **** out of the phrase "Self Basting" :eek:

+

Schizo · 1 Dec 2011 at 17:25

Robbie G said:
I would. However presumably even having sex with her is a military operation.

you would have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot !

garsands · 1 Dec 2011 at 17:26

Crowort said:
Quote from her son when he washes her?

lol

wildman · 1 Dec 2011 at 17:30

simulatorman said:
You'll need a step ladder, a torch and a parachute.

and some flour to roll her in to find the wet bits ?

Somnambulist · 1 Dec 2011 at 17:35

Wizzfizz said:
I don't think Japan would appreciate another Tsunami

Well played, sir.

BennyC · 1 Dec 2011 at 17:44

You'd be up to the ears in that.

I guess it won't be so funny when the forklift and commercial crane lower her in to her grave which will have to be blown in to the side of the mountain with 100 tonnes of C4.

NeoReloaded · 1 Dec 2011 at 18:06

Gonna need a lot of talcon powder for this one boys.

bsoltan · 1 Dec 2011 at 18:10

Breakfast: 4-5 servings of Fruit Loops cereal, buttered toast.

Snack: A box of crackers with creamy peanut butter spread, half carton of Oreos with large glass of milk and half a watermelon.

Lunch: Frozen burrito (in bedroom with fridge and microwave next to bed). Or (with son) Big Mac, ten pieces of chicken nuggets, large fries and a drink.

Afternoon snack: Bag of tortilla chips and queso cheese, pint of coffee-flavoured ice cream.

Dinner: Two to three helpings of spaghetti and meatballs and bag of French bread.

Dessert: (In front of computer) cookies, cake, liquorice, sweets and another pint of ice cream.

Doesn't seem a lot for a 52 stone woman.

I'm reading that thinking I could put most of that away in a day. (not every day mind)

floatindolphin · 1 Dec 2011 at 19:27

Megahurtz400 said:
Put her down.

Put her down????

You'd barely pick her up!

Cleeecooo · 1 Dec 2011 at 19:28

OP, that is clearly a picture of a whale

cheets64 · 1 Dec 2011 at 19:33

bsoltan said:
Doesn't seem a lot for a 52 stone woman.

I'm reading that thinking I could put most of that away in a day. (not every day mind)

tbh it doesnt seem like a lot on paper but no way could you put that away in one day

impossibru

Raikiri · 1 Dec 2011 at 19:37

bsoltan said:
Doesn't seem a lot for a 52 stone woman.

I'm reading that thinking I could put most of that away in a day. (not every day mind)

I doubt it, her dinner alone is going to be in the region of 2500-3000 calories. The cereal + milk will be over a thousand.

It's a ridiculous amount of food for any one person to eat, she could probably survive for about 6 months on water and vitamin pills with all that stored engery

joeyjojo · 1 Dec 2011 at 19:41

Mason- said:
She has got a massive gunt*.

*No that's not me trying to hide the c word, look up what it means

A river in Tajikistan?

Fuzz · 1 Dec 2011 at 19:44

Fenris said:
Disgusting excuse for a human being.

People should not be given awards for being this grossly obese, they should be sectioned.

+1 to that!

Lightnix · 1 Dec 2011 at 19:44

mrk said:
Probably because her family cares too much to tell her otherwise.

I wish I could say it was a thin line between care and neglect.

marc1024 · 1 Dec 2011 at 19:49

i am shocked. But i would.

Monkeynut · 1 Dec 2011 at 19:55

She should have been stored on the Titanic as some kind of inbuilt ship-floatation device.

K1LLSW1TCH · 1 Dec 2011 at 19:57

Jesus. Without reading the OP I'm guessing she's American.