£84m overdraft!

Tefal · 9 Dec 2008 at 23:18

b0rn2sk8 said:
What others have said.... wire funds to an off shore account account. Then delcare yourself bankrupt. You dont even have to leave the house let alone the country.

except the bank would certainly block the transaction before it was finished.

dangerstat · 9 Dec 2008 at 23:21

Hello his is Mr Oabenuebdo calling from your bank, it appears that the bank notes in your overdraft account require ironing, unfortunatley the man that irons the bank notes is stuck in the safe and we require your bank code to unlock the volt, iron the notes so that you can get them in crisp condition at the bank machine. please contact me

[email protected]

Jambo · 9 Dec 2008 at 23:26

Dj_Jestar said:
No, I was referring to her. She's a **** for thinking £84m overdraft = *chaching*.

You're a **** for thinking she was being serious.

skinnyl · 9 Dec 2008 at 23:33

Happened to me once, HSBC were supposed to up my student account to -£1750.. give me to -£17500

went straight in the next day before i spent the money on a PRS, asked to speak to someone about my overdraft and the assistant joked and said "you want some more money do you?" i said "no, i want less, you've given me a £17500 overdraft". b00m.

twas a good day

edit: ..evidence..

platinum87 · 10 Dec 2008 at 01:47

Tefal said:
except that you'd have no time. A quick withdraws spree and leg it might work. Months of setting up a laundering business from scratch would be far to late.

id transfer the money online, i have several accounts to use .. not use ATM's

you dont need to launder the money right away (launder = to prove its legal)

fake ID + rent a place = first step
Proper new identity and a business = 1-2months..

you can store the cash in a safe or on offshore accounts, i already have one

(offshore acc that is)

... i think im getting a bit too much into the detail, but trust me, easy as making a water drink (pouring water into a glass)

Mr_White · 10 Dec 2008 at 09:34

platinum87 said:
easy as making a water drink (pouring water into a glass)

You mean as easy as pouring a glass of water?

Easy as making a water drink... lol

Dj_Jestar · 10 Dec 2008 at 09:57

Jambo said:
You're a **** for thinking she was being serious.

Flippant comments ahoy!

platinum87 · 10 Dec 2008 at 10:16

Mr_White said:
You mean as easy as pouring a glass of water?

Easy as making a water drink... lol

making a water drink is more funny, and i had just watched borat again lol

Adsta · 10 Dec 2008 at 10:39

what a fool..... :rolleyes:

Tefal · 10 Dec 2008 at 15:19

platinum87 said:
id transfer the money online, i have several accounts to use .. not use ATM's

you dont need to launder the money right away (launder = to prove its legal)

fake ID + rent a place = first step
Proper new identity and a business = 1-2months..

time for bank to notice error <1 minute

Dj_Jestar · 10 Dec 2008 at 15:21

Tefal said:
time for bank to notice error <1 minute

Or, as is in this case.. <'the time it took to tell you your overdraft has been extended'