A badger walks into a bar

[robfosters]

So your at the pub with some friends on a Friday evening and your sitting at a table enjoying some drinks as you do. At this moment a friend notices a furry looking creature coming through the door, it's black with white stripes. It gradually moves towards your table, you and your friends look on with intrigue. At this moment what appears to be a badger is on its four legs, it approaches your table and takes vertical form by standing on its two rear legs. It opens its mouth..

What does the badger say GD? What is your reply to the badgers question?

Boring night in the furze wren was it lol!

 

[Blackbadger]

Hi

 

[Destination]

So your at the pub with some friends on a Friday evening and your sitting at a table enjoying some drinks as you do. At this moment a friend notices a furry looking creature coming through the door, it's black with white stripes. It gradually moves towards your table, you and your friends look on with intrigue. At this moment what appears to be a badger is on its four legs, it approaches your table and takes vertical form by standing on its two rear legs. It opens its mouth..

What does the badger say GD? What is your reply to the badgers question?

"I don't like you, I love you!"

 

[builder22]

Barman says 'why the long face'

 

[Feek]

"Ouch"

It was an iron bar.

 

[m4rmite]

"Oi!! Bodger are you drunk again?"

 

[UXB]

Im freezing can you help me ?

One of the blokes turns to his girlfriend and says put it between your legs to warm it up.

She says "but its all wet and it stinks!"

Bloke says, "well hold its nose then."

 

[robfosters]

Im freezing can you help me ?

One of the blokes turns to his girlfriend and says put it between your legs to warm it up.

She says "but its all wet and it stinks!"

Bloke says, "well hold its nose then."

Best joke posted on here in ages.